Give Our Players Nicknames

July 18, 200818 yr

Back in the day (70's), players had nicknames, beards and drink problems. And in a nod to the days when Ossie would rule all, I thought it may be good to give our players some nicknames.

Frankly JT and Lamps does not do it for me.

So ANY player, Chelsea past or present, complimentary or not.

(It's a Chelsea forum...we are all friends here :) )

I will start with three.

Shaun 'the Judge' Wright-Phillips (as he is always on the bench)

Tal 'Jigsaw' Ben haim (as he falls to pieces in the box)

and...

Scott 'Flash' Sinclair (okay not so great...and this is down to him being FAST, not some Stan Collymore public exposure issue :D ).

That is the best I could come up with in a few minutes, but I am sure that the assembled 'superminds' of the forum can easily put me to shame...come on what ones can you come up with?

July 18, 200818 yr

Back in the day (70's), players had nicknames, beards and drink problems. And in a nod to the days when Ossie would rule all, I thought it may be good to give our players some nicknames.
Frankly JT and Lamps does not do it for me.

So ANY player, Chelsea past or present, complimentary or not.

(It's a Chelsea forum...we are all friends here :) )

I will start with three.

Shaun 'the Judge' Wright-Phillips (as he is always on the bench)

Tal 'Jigsaw' Ben haim (as he falls to pieces in the box)

and...

Scott 'Flash' Sinclair (okay not so great...and this is down to him being FAST, not some Stan Collymore public exposure issue :D ).

That is the best I could come up with in a few minutes, but I am sure that the assembled 'superminds' of the forum can easily put me to shame...come on what ones can you come up with?

jon obi `tracy chapman` mikel

ricardo `percy` carvalho

michael `anywhere` essien

florent `where is he` malouda