Gem

Torres in tears, they're doing more running than he did tonight. Biggest game of his career and couldn't even turn up.

Stop showing that poor girl crying ffs

Mystic Gem

Pepe is a disgrace to football and should be banned, what an embarrassment of a "man". How can he face his family after that? Hope someone twats him in France. Not injure him in a footballing sense but someone just thump him in his fuxking mug to give him something to roll about for. FYI Torres will miss his penalty and Real will win 2-1. They can hardly walk so most will be missed.

Pepe OG off his face pls.

Seeing the celebrations at Wembley is making me jealous. Not that I want to win a play off final(!!) but my god I've got greedy, I want the FA Cup. Summer's evening celebrations at Wembley is pretty hard to beat for me.

I've never been so unsure on what to expect when heading into a new season.

I had to look at the picture to see if I felt anything and I don't, no upset, concern, nothing. However (and I'm not one to make statements purely based on one snapshot in time) he does not look thrilled. A thousand pictures would have been taken of him and that's the best one they had? Hmm... He may grow to love them and be successful but there is no spark there. It's weird, I can't describe it. And no, I've never bought into the 'one of us' stuff.

I know, couldn't quite believe he said that. I know we're all Rangers over Celtic here but they're not a small club. Deluded.

This really hasn't had an affect (effect?) on me at all, I've never liked him. Can't deny he's one of the best around and who's success here will probably never be rivaled but I'm all about my club and us going forward. Chelaea will win it all, Inter will win it all, Madrid will win it all and finally we'll win it all again they said. How did that work out? He won a lot but this notion that Man Utd will win the titles for years and years is absurd, they're no loyal to their managers than the next club, if they're at the wrong end of the table then he'll be gone. I've never believed in this 'one of us' tripe but im not sure how fans who previously believed that are now angry at him, we fired him, TWICE! We can't expect him to turn down a great job and if you seriously did because of him being 'one of us' then you're deluded, in my opinion.

Deal.

Ha!

I confess to knowing next to nothing about Conte and the Italian league, the latter has never interested me. I don't think we can take much from the Euro's by watching Italy, he'll have different players at Chelsea so if they go out in the group stages I can't say it'll have me panicking. The last four Italian managers we've had have been absolute gents and whilst their persona isn't imperative to getting results - I'm hoping we can play the type of football we did under them and win some trophies to boot. We, three did with us... but the fourth did just win the league

This just dropped. Oh em gee, it's going to be amazing.

Not s bloody clue!

Hello Mourinho!

He'll enjoy a hefty pay out after 3 years then.

Great post, you're right about Conte coming in under the radar, that's exactly what our club needs at the moment.

Pllleeeaaaassseeeee make this happen.

Can we keep the aggression and personal insults to ourselves please. Anything after this will be deleted.

*magical unjinx spell*

:( No way are Man Utd losing here.

Hold on Palace! I know so many Palace fans, I want happy friends!!

I miss Mata. Sod KDB, Lukaku or whatever, that was the biggest mistake of my 20 years supporting CFC. Also Simone won't last in the final with this refereeing performance to look forward to.

Want Palace to win as my good friend supports them.