Gem

So Ginola had to be admitted to hospital yesterday because (in his own words) he was silly enough to play football in hot conditions. World Cup 2022 in Qatar? It needs to be cancelled.

England with Cahill scoring a 50 yard winning screamer in the final.

More like boom boom boom...

The how am I doing memes will never get old

‘This does not f****** slip now. Listen, Listen. This is gone. We go to Norwich. Exactly the same. We go again,' Oops, wrong match. For the lols though.

IT'S WRITTEN IN THE STARS

If that's the standard then mine is better: We beat an average United Cheated against Dortmund Villarreal aren't that special And bottled it in Basel

That doesn't even rhyme or fit any type of standard poetry rhythm.

Pretty good.

Happy 19th May, Shed Enders <3

Funny.

Okay so although Liverpool lost its okay coz they're gonna win trophies under Klopp without a doubt, they'll be fighting ready for next season, there is no doubt this is the start of something special... Shut up BT Sport you bunch of bullsh*tters.

Sturridge & Henderson pushing the camera away. Two players perfectly summing up everything about Liverpool. All me me me when you're doing well but when the chips are down you don't want the media in. It's SO Liverpool, no other club, certainly English, has done that after losing a final.

When you ain't got a defender on performance enhancing drugs to save your arses you get shown up.

The commentary is nauseating.

Stop the acting Sevilla, it'll only be added on at the end you numpties.

No way are Sevilla hanging on here I'm afraid.

Why pass it back to the keeper to hoof upfield? They had possession and 9/10 they lose it just as Sevilla did there. I do find that odd.

I'm betting 26 minutes of added time.

No way are Sevilla hanging on here I'm afraid.

No way are Sevilla holding on here I'm afraid.

So Randy Lerner has sold Aston Villa. Quite possibly the worst owner in football? England anyway.

And the sh*t from The Lane have won f**k all again and JOHN TERRY HAS WON THE DOUBLE Fantastic news, cheered in the office when I saw it.

Good.

A source on Twitter said Spuds didn't even beat their points tally under AVB, is that true? Puts into perspective their position and the form of the usual suspects this season. And erm... sorry Soud. Godammit.