Bridging The Gap

That man's DNA should be bottled for science and the advancement of mankind.

Big silky

By the time we're done with this mob the only thing we should be able to see is a pair of legs and a set of eyeballs sticking out from the bottom of the casting couch, we really need to get one of these teams shagged to boost the morale and get that all important feel good factor going.

This team are a little too loose with their hands. Next person to hit one of our guys in the face should be scissored by big Giroud.

SILKYYYYYYYYYYYY Vintage one touch finish from the big man.

28 year old who looks like a 49 year old truck driver.

Awwww here comes big silky

Not gonna lie, I've got the beginnings of a semi for this one.

Ryan Jack with a downright thunderbolt of volley into the Killie net. I've always felt Jack would do well in England if his knees weren't so dodgy.

Toe curling stuff from the Liverpool goalie there.

Our goalie has the constant facial expression of a guy who always got picked last for the team at P.E.

Not going to lie, my nuts receded before that clearance

Have to say I'm liking the lineswoman, I'm quickly becoming a fan of her work.

God we're playing like team of Eric Diers, the sooner big Silky Giroud comes on the better.

Team looks like everyone is waiting for someone else to get it done tonight... It'll come...probably in extra time.

I felt that, my Ginger cat needs her 40 minutes on my lap every night before the day can be drawn to a close. I've got a nice Rum in the fridge that I'm hoping to get stuck into at half time. I might sweeten the deal with a cat treat to compensate for the inconvenience.

How old is the lineswoman? Asking for a friend. ?

Spurs Looked like they shat the bed and were about to run out the door before they got their second.

Yet another 3 pts....I'm beginning to like this.

God our backline isn't helping my raging gravy tunnel any!

Would do me the world of good if Big Silky Giroud Scores, would be even better if he scores first. 3-1 to us.

That is the difference between a Rangers team with Davies and Jack pulling the strings in the engine room. They see and anticipate things 4 steps before anyone else.

This Hamilton vs Rangers match is a drab affair, it usually is at these rinky dink tin pot grounds with plastic pitches.

Another clean sheet and 3pts... Bit of a theme developing here.

Reminds me of one of the pundits up here who was commentating on a game and a player had just trapped a ball opened his stance and launched one in from outside the box to win the game, he said '' The guy just opened his legs and showed his class ''. Classic.