ElTerrible

EPL best in the world. Utter shambles that the top 3 teams lost to a team full of grandpas. Liverpool´s attackers were really weak today. They lost all the challenges. Also it´s funny that Liverpool let Emre Can walk for nothing to pay 60M for Keita, who is equally mentally challenged and slow in the head. That one shot attempt summed him up perfectly. 🤣

This runs is even dumber than our title. Never seen anything like it. They are not even a top 10 CL side and end up with the title.

Just like they´ll have on all top prospects in world football! That´s what proper elite clubs do. We are not Manchester United.

I see a lot of Pogba in him. Lots of flash. I´m not bothered by this at all. +$80M is an overpay imho. I´d rather have seen him at Liverpool than Bellingham next summer, who is probably Plan B for them.

Damn. Gerrard did take off Coutinho, when they were up 2-0. That´s the end of his dream to ever manage Liverpool. LOL. Are we sure Gerrard even likes Liverpool. 🤣 On the other hand, he should have a good chance to manage City one day, since Pep did the same dumb thing with deBruyne in the CL semifinal. 🤪

LOL Ederson spent over two minutes on the floor and the ref added 20 seconds. These suckers from Villa. If one of them went down in the 70 minutes for 20 minutes, they´d have won.

Huh, they are winning?

Also shows that the Premier League is a farmer´s league that neither West Ham nor Villa can even get a point against City with 2-0 HT leads, if we account for that sh*tty Mahrez penalty miss. ....and less said about us the better.

Really shows the difference in attacking class. Liverpool haven´t played with any sense of urgency all year. You have a grandpa in goal at Wolves and they cannot manage a shot on target, while City score three in five minutes. If Liverpool go ahead it hurts City even more psychologically, even if it´s really no difference to City´s needs.

To pretend it wasn´t us? Looking at those line-ups, they might score 11 again.....this time without penalties.

I´ll say something crazy. With the rumours out of Germany that Lewandowski will leave Bayern Munich this summer, I could actually see a player swap with Lukaku happening. Lukaku would bang in 30 goals in that league, which gives Bayern justification for this ultimately transitional signing, while they rebuild their proper team over the next three years for a CL challenge.

Agreed. Let´s sign one every year, if it means we win the Champions League the next season. 🤣

Drawing against a team with 10 players without a pulse is worse.

I seriously cannot wrap my head around United being in the top half of the table. They have overachieved by at least 15 points.

Cucurella would be my #1 off-season target. Can start at CB and back-up Chilwell, too.

LOL. What a mess Liverpool are. Maybe this will teach people some respect for Henderson and even Milner. They are having a collective panic attack out there.

Keita is w**k. Can´t deal with pressing at all. Jordan Henderson needs to come on.

If you watched them play, you wouldn´t be sure, who is fighting for the title and who is fighting relegation. Keita is really a bit sh*t. Nowhere near Henderson´s level and I´m curious to know what Klopp thinks is his top 3 midfield, cause it´s clearly Henderson + Fabinho + Thiago

When you think Lukaku wasn´t that bad against Arsenal, then you see how many chances United generate here and you realize, you once again played 10 vs. 11,

You can´t be favourites for anything, if you need twice as long to score against United as Arsenal did. LMAO Arsenal get a imho correct penalty in the best VAR application I have ever seen in Enghlish VAR. The irony: Arteta vehemently tries to tell the referee NOOOOO as he is going to check for a possible Arsenal penalty. Absolutely hilarious scenes.

You can´t be favourites for anything, if you need twice as long to score against United as Arsenal did.

Yeah it´s not really rocket science. 1. Broja and Gallagher come in. 2. Rudiger must stay. 3. I´d also keep Christensen, but he might be gone already. Hard to tell, where his head is. He´s always been a confidence player, so it could just be the uncertainty of the contract situation. I think he would regain his form quickly. 4. Bring back Emerson for the LB back-up position. 5. Sell Lukaku to Inter for €20-25M. They can pay his big wages with the €70M transfer profit. Just own it. You f***** up. 6. Sign Marc Cucurella from Brighton as a new CB/LB with that money. 7. Sign Declan Rice. Those are things that can be accomplished in the short term by new ownership and the net spend is reasonable, but the big signing of Rice shows your intend to the fanbase. Mendy/Kepa James/Azpi - Rudiger/Chalobah - Silva/Christensen - Cuccurella/Sarr - Chilwell/Emerson Rice/Gallagher/Jorginho - Kovacic/Kante/RLC Mount/Ziyech - Havertz/Broja - Werner/Pulisic

Let´s put it this way. He´s 52 years old and he has had one significant coaching job in his career. He was an understudy of Pep at Bayern Munich and Bayern had a few coaches since, but none of them were named Ten Hag. Bayern are a highly professional outfit and if they were 100% convinced by what they saw from ETH for a couple of years, they´d have given him the job. Anyway as long as they dont get the house in order, it doesn´t matter who the janitor is.

After hearing that his former boss Steve McLaren is now becoming ETH assistant: Announce Pep!!!