ElTerrible

New rule. Every time.... anybody says we are missing Lukaku before mentioning Werner ---> Potter´s contract gets extend a month, two months if you are not related to Lukaku or Belgian.

The Potterista will use the same argument like the Pochettitties at PSG. Tuchel dug him such a big hole it was just too much to overcome. Five points behind first, three points behind the CL places already AND only six points from relegation. At the end of the year Potter had the team seven points clear of relegation, so he improved on Tuchel´s performance.

On the bright side 23 goals conceded is the 2nd best defence, tied with Arsenal and City.

Luckily Tuchel secured us a little cushion early in our battle against relegation. Does Boehly know about relegation?

Funny part is I think if they brought Tuchelback tomorrow, he might win the CL again. Not even kidding.

The Bat signal/ chauve souris signal is going up over London/Paris. Two desperate clubs begging the German Batman for forgiveness. 🤣

Everton better be careful. If Boehly doesn´t like teams chasing his players, he might go on a counterbuying attack. And with 50M he could buy their whole squad.

Is there a football PETA? Cause five extra minutes of this is audience cruelty.

How much money can two clubs spent and look worse than Brighton and Brentford? YES.

You know they won the Champions League, right?

...but most of you wanted to get rid of Werner. Bascially the downfall of this whole operation was the lack of a strong director of football, that would have backed Timo Werner after they won the Champions League. First the stupid Lukaku purchase and then to double down, they gave him away for an Aubameyang replacement. Timo Werner was the engine of the offense. He initiated the pressing similar to Firmino in Liverpool. He allowed Mount and Havertz to shine. Maybe not at the level of Salah/Mane yet, but they are young. For all his poor finishing, Werner also had a ton of assists. He ran so much, the others would have felt ashamed, if they didn´t at least try to keep up. Now they are trying to keep up with Aubameyang´s workrate and doing a splendid job. How dense do you have to be to f*** with a Champions League winning unit. Wasted money on Lukaku that could have been used to retain Christensen and Rudiger. Completely nuts.

I told you all Tuchel is a brilliant coach, but an awful sporting director. So what does Boehly do? Make him the sporting director in the summer, then fire has as the coach. What he should have done is learn the basics of football, hire a sporting director and preach patience to himself and Tuchel: Listen. We love you. Great job, but we can´t rush into any transfers without somebody in charge of the club. Work with what you got. We bring in Gallagher and Broja for depth. We identify our new sporting director and we have a two months break in the winter to make the necessary moves. The biggest mistake though that nobody talks about was letting Timo Werner go. He made Havertz and Mount click. Guy was tearing apart opposing defenses with his disruptive runs and setting up the other attacking players. But that goes back to Tuchel quickly realizing that Werner/Havertz/Mount is his best available set-up, but not realizing that adding Lukaku as a potential replacement or selling Werner for Aubameyang would make the team much worse. To be fair many fans didn´t either. Who might have? A POWERFUL SPORTING DIRECTOR.

I blame Werner. No goals or assists in months. 😑

The time to pounce is now. Haaland and City are in a deep crisis, only one goal individually and only four total against Hampton.

Firmino is so washed-up. If he gained 30 pounds he´d be Lukaku.

Wait Fabinho is healthy and was on the bench? Klopp has lost his mind. 🤣

United look a different team without Grandpa Ronaldo and Fatty McShaw. Liverpool also look washed-up. Selling Mane was a big mistake, cause their midfield is too old and weak. I think Pool will struggle to get top 4 this year.

Should have kept Werner. Might not have scored a lot of goals, but assisted a lot of them. Now they have neither. Hilariously enough Liverpool and City might have fallen into the same Lukaku trap. Replacing an unpredictable mobile frontline with a tradtional target man and making themselves worse in the process.

Liverpool drop points. Lukaku is banned. And they mad as h***. Get the popcorn out. I wasn´t sure Liverpool were smashing United next week. Now I reckon 5-10 depending on deGea´s form. 🤣

Exactly. It´s a red card every day. Thank God English refs are not allowed anywhere near the World Cup, which is kinda weird given that the corrupt should bunch together.

The first goal was CLEAR offside. It doesn´t even get any closer to the literal interpretation of the rule. Cause the next inch he touches the ball.

He looked right at it. It was literally right in front of him.

F*** this league. These clowns couldn´t see the water in the middle of the Atlantic or the sand in the Sahara desert standing in the middle of it, using VAR replay.

To be fair we were winding down our season in a cushy place. This was a life & death six point relegation battle. Different circumstances.