Everything posted by TheRealDavidK
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Graham Potter (Now Sacked ) - *Official* New (Now Old) Chelsea Manager
Maestro Conte.... J Nags.... even Hozay... Great Success 🥸🥸🥸
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Chelsea v Liverpool (PL) Tue 4th Apr 2023 20:00 GMT
We'z doomed bros 😭😭😭
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Mykhailo Mudryk signs for Chelsea
He might be able to participate in a riot, but that miss were stunning (and, yes I used me feigned Barnsley accent for the last two words of that sentence).
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Graham Potter (Now Sacked ) - *Official* New (Now Old) Chelsea Manager
Old Pots is out of idea
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Chelsea v Aston Villa (PL) Sat 1st Apr 2023 17:30 GMT
What a sorry-assed football club atm. 🤮🤮🤮
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Chelsea v Aston Villa (PL) Sat 1st Apr 2023 17:30 GMT
Purchase and field mid-table 'talent' like la cucaracha and, voila, 11th place it is.... great success 🥸🥸🥸
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Graham Potter (Now Sacked ) - *Official* New (Now Old) Chelsea Manager
Old Pots keeps putting rabbits into hats... Ouch bros 🤮🤮🤮
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Conte's rant...is he angling for a Chelsea return?
She's the one angling... for a stadium job. 'I will cut a pitch'. ⛳️🪀
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Conte's rant...is he angling for a Chelsea return?
And you don't even own a cat...
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Conte's rant...is he angling for a Chelsea return?
Where are the CFC forums?!? They all seem to be covered by adverts... 🤬. Or was it something I wrote... don't answer that... but seriously, what happened
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Conte's rant...is he angling for a Chelsea return?
✅ Cue the venom. or is it Queue the Venom?!? Great success 🥸🥸🥸
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Conte's rant...is he angling for a Chelsea return?
I've kept to the Conte v Old Pots thread... I'll leave it up to you to list the rest... double ouch bro
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Enzo Fernandez - Officially a Blue!
Even the Turbo Flop could catch this geez on the pitch. His career has been destroyed by the insane munay (feigned Barnsley accent here) thrown at him that he knows he can never live up to.
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Conte's rant...is he angling for a Chelsea return?
Maestro Conte or Old Pots overrated... check their respective trophy collection... Ouch bro.
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Conte's rant...is he angling for a Chelsea return?
Maestro Conte?!? I like 🥸🥸🥸 great success!!
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Champions League Quarter-Final Draw
Real battered lfc like they'z a toy mouse... ouch bros 🫣🫣🫣 y'know, miracles happen, but...
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Graham Potter (Now Sacked ) - *Official* New (Now Old) Chelsea Manager
If I agree with you, am I 'for' or 'against'?!? 🫡🫡🫡
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Graham Potter (Now Sacked ) - *Official* New (Now Old) Chelsea Manager
Let's not panic here kids... the road to mediocrity and relegation is long, winding, and massively painful to navigate... but Old Pots can do it!! 😡😡😡
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Chelsea v Everton (PL) Sat 18th Mar 2023 17:30 GMT
What a sorry-assed football club atm... 🤬
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Should Graham Potter be sacked? (4th poll)
Hactually, I pointed to the obvious. Sarri has shown many of our lot can manage a football club, contractual obligations are just a sunk cost, and mebbe you are easily replaced at whatever keeps you employed... but that's your thing.
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Should Graham Potter be sacked? (4th poll)
How many of 'us lot' would still be employed if we performed well at our job one week out of every twelve...?!?
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Leicester v Chelsea (PL) Sat 11th Mar 2023 15:00 GMT
Dunno why so much piling on the Kovvy here... he's probably due the least stick of any of today's crew. I'd start with Yorgi Jr.... he's the most expensive incredibly average footballer in the PL.
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Welcome to Chelsea Ben Chilwell
Methinks ill/well doth protest just the right amount against BVB. Well done sir...
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Chelsea (0) v Dortmund (1) (CL) Tue 7th Mar 2022 20:00 GMT
I see that la cucaracha would crush J-Bell if it came to that... la-C were massive against BVB, so thanks for that sir.
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Jude Bellingham
Jude 'dude' B'ham has an ego almost as big as Ziyech... no thanks....