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Following Our Nearest And Dearest Rivals 2025/26
f**k yes... Still the only London club to win the CL, you Arse bitches...
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Following Our Nearest And Dearest Rivals 2025/26
Do you want us to give them Alonso since he has not yet officially started working for us yet?
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Following Our Nearest And Dearest Rivals 2025/26
AC Milan narrowly misses out on CL spot and they fire everyone but the dressing room. Our owners need to learn from them.
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Sunderland vs Chelsea (PL) Sunday 24th May 16:00 GMT
Can't believe that we are getting upstaged by Sunderland. Alonso has a f**king task on his hands
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The FA Cup Final - Manchester City vs Chelsea Saturday 16th May 15:00 GMT
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The FA Cup Final - Manchester City vs Chelsea Saturday 16th May 15:00 GMT
Absolutely deserved to lose this. At least now the owners will understand how far off we are from the top teams.
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Liverpool vs Chelsea (PL) Saturday 9th May 12:30 GMT
On course to make it 7 losses in a row. And I have to live through this.
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Liam Rosenior - Chelsea Head Coach *Now Sacked*
I don't even feel happy about this sacking because I have zero faith in these idiot owners and SDs to find a replacement that isn't going to suck. No way any top coach in the world would be wanting to touch this poisoned chalice.
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Liam Rosenior - Chelsea Head Coach *Now Sacked*
I don't agree that it's a credentials issue. All 3 including Vivell have had similar credentials working at clubs with similar appetite (Brighton, Monaco, Leipzig, etc.). That's probably what got them hired. The issue is their performance which is now clear for everyone to see and they should not be having anywhere near the kind of pull and power they have right now. The only way is to get a competent SD who can work with a proper manager who knows and dictates what he exactly wants to get success on the field.
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Leeds United vs Chelsea (FAC) Sunday 26th April 15:00 GMT
We need to do a poll to predict how badly we are going to get beaten. No amount of alcohol will be enough for me to muster enough courage to watch this game. 🙃
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Following Our Nearest And Dearest Rivals 2025/26
I can't believe how bad our season has been that the only joy I'll derive now is from watching Arse bottle the league. And if they somehow do win the league, I can see myself drowning in a bottle of rum.
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Liam Rosenior - Chelsea Head Coach *Now Sacked*
Based on what we have seen so far from this ownership, there's a negligible to zero chance that this is ever going to happen. We are never going to have a manager until BlueCo is in charge... only a first team coach. So long as the SDs have all the power in the club that ideally a manager should have, we are not going to be seeing much success on the field in the near future either. At this point, Chelsea is being run like a club on football manager.
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BlueCo buy Chelsea FC
It'd be a lot of fun to be inside Clearlake's boardroom when these numbers are being discussed.
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Jules Kounde
https://www.football-espana.net/2026/04/01/liverpool-man-city-chelsea-sign-barcelona-star Looks like we are interested in Kounde again. Seems very unrealistic though. Not sure if he's done anything worthwhile either since the last season or so.
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Everton vs Chelsea (PL) Saturday 21st March 17:30 GMT
Glad I have decided to stop watching Chelsea just to maintain some of my sanity.
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Liam Rosenior - Chelsea Head Coach *Now Sacked*
Villa are in a bad run of form (1 win in last 5) which obviously means that we are going to hand them a win.