Mister Loco

What a shockingly poor performance with problems from front to back. Same old issues week in, week out. Weak in defence, creating nothing in midfield and a joke upfront. Four league defeats on the bounce. Mr Pochettino had better watch out.

Sort this mess out Mr Pochettino or clear off somewhere else and take your lemons with you. We are a clueless, hopeless, shapeless shambles. Weakness prevails right through the team. Poor team selection and ineffective substitutions. Hopeless in defence and pathetically poor up front. No grit. No fight. No progress. Mediocrity beckons.

I reckon we've played 29 Premier League games in 2023 and we've won.........5 of them. And the five are Luton, Bournemouth, Leicester, Leeds and Palace. Shocking, truly shocking.

Well done Todd! You've turned us into a middle-of-the table team and now apparently found us a crap gambling company as our new shirt sponsor to match. Expect an avalanche of gambling adverts aimed at our fans to start any time soon. Guess the multi-nationals aren't much interested in associating themselves with twelfth place and no Champion League.

Welcome to Stamford Bridge Mr Pochettino. We'll be 100% behind you next season hopefully roaring our boys on to some memorable victories. Fitter players, coherent team selections, meaningful substitutions, a bit of excitement plus every player giving 100% is all we ask for. Let everyone have their little gloat, we'll ram it back down their throats when August comes around. Onward and upwards! Up the Blues!!

Every time I hear Frank give a post-match interview I'm struck by the anodyne cliches he always comes out with. He's just so uninspiring. When he arrived at the club 10 game ago, he said he had a few ideas about how to turn things around. Eight defeats later, he seems to have as much grip on reality as Boris Johnson. Frank is a rich man and he manages a team of multi-millionaires who earn more in a week then some supporters will earn in a lifetime. None of them neither know nor care about the pain they cause to loyal fans like us by their disgraceful performances this season. I'm seething with anger after last night's game. We are witnessing the disintegration of our once-great club before our very eyes. It's hard to over estimate the mess we're in. God help us on Sunday. Lap of honour? Don't even think about it.

Any chance he'll get conscripted into the Ukranian army? I think they need him more than we do.

Pathetic. Gutless. Shapeless. Hopeless. Went to get an early half time cuppa. No veggie pies today either. Hundreds of empty seats around the ground.

They said on the radio last night that Frank had won 3 of his last 27 games as manager at both Everton and Chelsea. I can't verify that but it sounds about right. We are a broken club at the moment much to everyone else's amusement. Like everyone else, I feel humiliated. Everything the new owners have done has turned to dust. Spending a king's ransom on second-rate players we didn't need and not buying those we did. Sacking everyone with experience and appointing the wrong people to replace them. Let's face it, we've been in decline since 2017 when we last won the league. In the intervening six years we haven't come within a country mile of winning it again and, if memory serves me right, we have lost five domestic cup finals on the bounce. Porto 2021 was a glorious freak which papered over the cracks. Six games in the knockout rounds played in empty grounds but a final that will live in my mind forever. I was lucky enough to be there and I will treasure those memories until I draw my last breath. I just hope we cling on and get this rotten season over then hope for an upturn under an new manager who knows what he's doing. Sadly, Frank doesn't. Up the Blues!

Suggestion for Frank and everyone who played tonight: Pool this week's salaries and donate the lot to the Trussell Trust. You haven't earned a penny of it. Overrated and overpaid the lot of you.

I had a look on the exchange last night and I've never seen so many tickets available all round the ground. Many fans have obviously had enough.

Were taking our excited grandson today for his second-ever game. Frank went 10 games without a win before Everton sacked him. So his winless run is now 12. Come on Chelsea!

If my maths are correct, Graham Potter's stats are: Played 31. Won 12. Drawn 8. Lost 11. For 32. Against 31. Sad he's lost his job but he wasn't good enough for us and this run of results couldn't go on.

Does anyone else find it annoying that we don't wear royal blue shirts any more? The current blue is nondescript and seems to get lighter with every shirt change. Sorry if this has already been discussed but it annoys me no end.