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That's because they have no english players and the ones they have are always injured therefore they can't bottle it for Arsenal on penos. But as long as this means specialist in failure is in charge for next ten years I don't mind.

Well done Wigan. Keep up the good work!

They can't make it to Wemb(er)ley by playing football so they misuse those 96 who tragically died to get there. And all of the 7m delays of matches ffs. Much ado about nothing if you ask me. They are not the only one to whom such a thing has ever happened. I feel sorry for those who lost their lives there and their families but a minute of silence would have been more than enough. This is just pathetic!

Don't care who we get. All I'm asking is a home 2nd leg and fair referees.

What does PSG stand for anyway? Paris say goodbye (to the UCL)?

Piers Morgan ?@piersmorgan It's not Russian roubles that make Mourinho great, it's hunger. He craves trophies like Wenger craves 4th place.

The man is a genius!

Hazard for me, even in the season in which he has been inconsistent as hell, plays better with the beard though.

Nedved was an awesome player. I always thought he was a bit underappreciated by the community and yet he won Ballon d'Or in 2003, that is still a mystery to me but he fully deserved it. Rosicky could have been his follower had not it been for all the injuries and playing for Arsenal of course.

Too many to name.

Willian he saw the light!

Ramires will definitely start as a spectator as he is still suspended.

So now when Valdes is leaving Barca will have to upgrade the post with Pinto. Brilliant!

Seriously?! Oh Dear, and I thought April Fools' Day was over...

Anyone remembers Napoli? That being said our only chance is Eto'o being fit because Schurle is not a CF and FT9 along with Demba are done here. The silver lining is that if we can do it we are likely to win the cup. Let's see if it's our destiny this year.

So comical. Dunno if I should laugh or cry though.

Calm down! Pleanty of time to turn this around. Come on you Chels!

What a poor game this has been so far.

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f**k off! Now I hope they get absolutely hammered. Do not deserve anything else for the 1st minute.

Absolutely shocking (read sh*t) results whole round all around.

Well done refs You are making a game of this when it should have been done and dusted. Especially the c*** with the flag. What a w*nker! We are by far the superior side and should see it through regardless. KTBFFH

Trapped Tigers again and again. Get ONside ffs.

This pic is so LOL. And the afterwards 'old man' celebration made it even funnier.