BlueLion

Talk about progress! Victor Moses vs. Iran: 0 chances created, 0 tackles won, 0 aerial duels won, 0 interceptions & 0 crosses completed. Is this even possible? Somebody should tell Moses he is not playing for dippers any longer.

One thing is certain, Nando did not let us down. Or at least I was not surprised with his miss at all. The match itself made me completely wordless though.

Pointless friendlies here you go... so who is gonna play in World Cup? It is just a shame that so many great players are now injured.

Look at this. Even West Spam is now taking the piss out of Spuds. Apparently it is their brand new collection for the summer.

Some words of wisdom from Di Maria: “It hurts when you’re always doing your best for your club and then you hear that you might be going to Tottenham," Di Maria told Spanish sports newspaper Marca.

Just seen the new training range. I am not sure if it is worse than the rumored 3rd kit but it is pretty awful indeed.

Come on Derby!

Would I like to keep Luiz in our squad? Sure. Is he worth 40 to 50m? No way! Thanks for everything geezer. Good luck in Ligue 1. No more ECs from now on though just croissants.

Surely, City could hire him to make the cakes.

Love it! Been waiting a long time for this. Will definitely buy one when it gets cheaper.

Found this season summary. Some teams are really funny. Especially Cardif, Fulham, ManU, Arsenal, bindippers and spammers. http://i.imgur.com/T3wimqr.jpg

On this very special day two years ago, a dream came true.

Happy 21st! Wish you all the best and hope this year to be a breakthrough for you in our beautiful colours.

My prediction for the next season is as follows: 1st - ? (but we all know) 2nd - ? 3rd - ? 4th - Arsenal Other places - we don't really care, do we?

Torres is going as a mascot. He brings Spain luck.

Nice to have a striker who knows how to score goals. But hope Diego will behave well as well.

Well, still could have had Cahill - Terry pairing and that would be the best duo in the WC if ... Masters of our own downfall.

Those players od standby are a joke and both Jones and Smalling in the squad, oh dear.

This pic sums up the way it goes for Nando most of the time. Well, at least the balloons were blue...

Congratulations to both our keepers for being the best in their leagues and winnig The Golden Glove, respectively Zamora Trophy.

Last game for Torres in our shirt today? Well, I hope so.

Nice kit Barcelo...oh...wait. Is there anything left for Pep to bring into Bayern's culture?

Well played FA aka PGMOL. Hope you won't charge me for being sarcastic.

No offence Arsenal, but are you mental?

Hahaha... so true!