Izanagi

I think he's history. Roman is surely aware that Ancelotti, De Boer, and Klopp are all on the market. Strangely enough I think Klopp would be a good fit for us.

I feel like I should go to hell for saying this but we actually played better, FAR better, under Benitez than we ever did any time beyond last January. We won the league by doing the hard yards before Christmas and we parked the bus for the rest of the season.

Well... that's Hazard gone in the summer, if not January. Christ, is Mourinho SERIOUSLY blaming the referee? f**king twat, get the f**k out. Hope that Roman gives you your P45.

So.... which managers are on the market?

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

Have to laugh otherwise you'd probably cry.

Third season syndrome again. He will be gone very shortly.

Fergie had a plan. Jose is doing the same sh*t over and over expecting a different result. He'll be sacked after this game.

Just f**k off Jose.

I think this is part of it. It's combination of him not getting protection from referees while being relentlessly hacked down constantly during games and seeing the rest of our players putting in f**k all effort. If our season continues to look dire by January expect the rumors to seriously pick up pace. Truth be told, I'd rather we sold him to Barcelona (if they want him) above Real Madrid. We might have had some history with the Catalans in the past but they did sell us Fabregas and Pedro. Would be neat to return the gesture.

This is the flashpoint game for Jose. If he picks his favorites again and we lose he's a goner. Roman will pull the trigger and give Klopp a call, the compensation payout be damned.

Crisis mode officially on?

Just put us out of our f**king misery.

Lose to Southampton and the fans will start turning. We look f**king awful.

This is f**king embarrasing.

WILLIAN!!!!

Ivanovic f**ks up. AGAIN.

For f**k sake... This is going to be a LONG night.

Oh look, Costa is at it again.

I think this one is going to happen. If we continue to have a sh*t season then these rumors will only grow and grow. We all know that Real Madrid have been after Eden Hazard for a while now and it's pretty obvious that he will become a Galactio signing for them this coming summer. It does not matter if he has signed a new deal, Real Madrid is Real Madrid. I fear that if we continue to deteriorate then we will lose our hand of cards over Eden and he will do his most to force a move. Ideally we'd like to command a huge fee and potentially nab the likes of Raphael Varane or Gareth Bale in the process but if we have a clearly unsettled and pissed off player, one tired of carrying us (I'm beginning to think this is why he looks so lethargic, he just doesn't f**king care anymore), Real Madrid have the upper hand and could just meet the buy-out clause and off he goes.

Two words. f**k. You.

Game over.

Costa looked really pissed off as he was being subbed off... Trouble at the camp?

Wow. Arsenal down to nine.

Ivanovic.