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United now confirm Morgan Schneiderlin. Holy sh*t. They're making ALL the right moves in this transfer window. United will mean serious business this season. That is a solid midfield they have now, probably rivals ours but we'll see.

£49,000,000!?O Oh wow.

United confirm Bastian Schweinstieger. They're getting some very good business done very early on. Louis Van Gaal isn't f**king around. We better get our sh*t together.

You're not very good at trolling are you? We've heard this before. We've heard this argument from desperate Manchester United fans over the past two years and especially during David Moyes glorious tenure. It was out of desperation and is possibly your way of dealing with rejection when your season was going to absolute sh*t. It would not surprise me if the opposite was actually true, where Mourinho was approached by the Glazers while he was at Real Madrid and was asked to take over but Ferguson advised him against it in case he was indeed considering it; knowing full-well what state the squad was really in and that he didn't want to land his old rival (they got along quite well by most accounts) in the sh*t out of spite. Mourinho is our gaffer, and should have never been made to leave in the first place. He will probably not match Ferguson, who is an absolute legend of the game, but out of all the Premier League managers throughout history I think he'll come the closest.

Vitesse will be thrilled.

I get the feeling it's going to be Raheem Sterling.

Well, he's our burden now. Lovely.

Everyone getting good business done, except for us. We've let a legend leave to domestic and local rivals, and it seems we are only bringing in a washed-up has-been of a striker that just screams Torres MK.II.

Vittesse will be thrilled.

Petr's no fool, he knows he needed to do something otherwise the fans would absolutely crucify him when Arsenal came to the bridge.

Oh wow. Arsenal are really the Liverpool of the south.

Arsenal forums and fans on social media gloating as expected. Quite a few people linked to this exact thread expecting a meltdown. "Yeah! We got one over on Mourinho!" Hrm, really? Shame you can't seem to 'get one over' on him during the premier league season. What's the score now? Mourinho 14 - Wenger 0 or something equally stupid? Jog on, you're not getting a meltdown here. This was a great gesture from Roman Abramovich as a reward for 11 years of stellar service. Our club legends leave Chelsea when they're unfortunately surplus to requirements. Arsenal's club legends leave when they realize the club has no ambition. Ashley Cole Robin Van Persie Samir Nasri Cesc Fabregas The list can go on and on, till the break of dawn. See you in the Community Shield match Cech.

Dropped by his national team yet still good enough for Jose? He's getting this one woefully wrong. Back out, now.

Was utter sh*t. Why the f**k are we after this waste of space again? Utter waste of transfer funds and squad slot.

It's odd that Tyrion seems to have found his place in Dany's crew. He's going to be appreciated a lot more with them. I think Dany knows the value of Tyrion's knowledge and experience of Westeros will be crucial when she eventually marches on King's Landing. I get the feeling that Jon Snow isn't fully gone either. I think Jon 'Snow' is, but we'll see him in another incarnation thanks to Melisandre. People in the know can probably guess what that implies.

The smallest dogs always bark loudest. This is especially true for Arsenal fans. Just goes to show that our fans are comparatively level-headed and not f**king stupid.

The meltdown on this thread got featured on an Arsenal forum. http://www.goonersworld.co.uk/forum/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=24405&start=885 Hey, sup guys?

You just know there's going to be Arsenal fans being obnoxious about this and how 'we got one over on Maureen'. Shame you can't actually beat him on the pitch. What is it? 14-0 now? Arsenal already have the most obnoxious fans on social media, they are literally the Dippers of London.

It's Roman's decision then? All due respect to the legend that is Cech but we should dig our f**king heels in and refuse to accept just cash, we want Oxlade.

Jose will drive this all the way. If Arsenal will not play ball and give us Oxlade Chamberlain then they can f**k right off with their bid for Petr Cech.

Just saw that Juventus have gotten Khedira on a free transfer. Damn good business on their part.

FSW can f**k right off. Then he can go f**k off some more.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3112159/Sepp-Blatter-named-former-lover-Cristiano-Ronaldo-s-ex-girlfriend-model-Irina-Shayk-bizarre-claims-Spanish-media.html This is actually f**king amazing if it's true. Seriously.

If we get him, which it looks increasingly likely, and we get him back to even a semblance of his pre-injury form then it'd be absolutely amazing. I seem to recall Cesc praising our medical team for sorting him out and giving him a second lease on his playing ability, makes me wonder if we can do the same for Falcao.

Errr... To each their own I guess?