Izanagi

Glad I'm not the only one who noticed he put a hat on after the game.

Thing is, if United lose again then the Dippers have a genuine shot at nicking their CL spot. They'll throw the kitchen sink and whatever else has been stolen at us. The biggest question is what do we do with Stevie Me? It's worse to be a bad winner than a bad loser.

"Here's what you could have won..."

I think I mentally repressed that... Will add it.

I know the season isn't fully finished yet as we have three games still to play but with our title victory today it's time to look back on the high points and low points of this season. High Points 3-6 victory over Everton. 0-5 victory over Swansea. 0-2 victory over Arsenal. 0-1 victory over QPR and the manner in which we did it, let alone who scored the winner! Cesc Fabregas and Diego Costa. John Terry defying Father Time. The Specialist in Failure has still failed to defeat Jose in 13 attempts. Just give up Arsehole Whinger. Jose remains unbeaten against the top four for the second season running. Only defeated twice in the league over the entire season. Capital One Cup victory over a London rival. Eden Hazard winning the Player of the Year Award. Premier League victory with a 13-point gap over the nearest competitor. We won the domestic double. [Next Week] Guard of honor from Liverpool. Low Points Lampard scoring against us in the colors of Manchester City. This match felt like a defeat for the same reason. 2-1 defeat to Newcastle. Alan Pardew has an annoying habit of giving us nightmare games. 5-3 defeat to Tottenham. A definitive low point and we didn't look the same after it. 2-4 defeat to Bradford City at home in the FA Cup. Ugh... We couldn't get a penalty to save our lives this season, ironic that we got one to win the league huh? Knocked out of the Champion's League, admittedly by a spirited Paris Saint-Germain side. Media witch hunt against Diego Costa after the press conceded that he wasn't going to be a flop. We went to war with the media in general come to think of it, especially after we denied Stevie Me a proper send-off. 1-1 draw against Burnley at home. This felt like a defeat given the Matic drama. Glad these f**ks are going down. Watching opposition players kick the sh*t out of Eden Hazard. He seriously needs protection from officials.

When we began attracting the ire of rival supporters for being 'boring' I think is when we won the league, strangely enough.

In our country we say "Haters gonna hate".

WE WIN THE LEAGUE.

So impotent in the final third without Costa. It's like we've got Torres back.

That's the end of Cuadrado then.

Someone's getting sent off today.

Hazard taking a beating, again.

Link?

link anyone?

Let's end this in style.

Michael Carrick is such an important piece of United it's unreal.

Bwahahahah. Fire drill at Old Trafford.

Is there a sniper in the Old Trafford stands or something? United players hitting the deck.

I thought Manchester United were in with a clear shout for the league next year? Based on this right here they're a million miles off us.

Have to admit that Messi comes across as a far better person that Ronaldo. Messi just seems like much more of a team player while Ronaldo has such a f**king huge ego it's unreal.

Bye-bye Burnley you motherf**kers. Don't come back.

Hahahhahaah Liverpool.

Southampton have fallen apart.

Leicester have a real chance of survival now.

It's times like this that life gets thrown into perspective. Forget all past resentment now. I've lost a loved one to cancer and it is something I wish on absolutely nobody, and I mean nobody.