Izanagi

I think we'll draw this one and win the league against Palace at home.

We will win the league against Palace. Liverpool guard of honor.

They just took one of their holding mids off. Hrm.

Tyler: Chelsea were nothing before he [Roman] came along. f**k you.

Oscar apparently has a concussion, apparently that's not enough for a penalty these days.

Referee would just love an excuse to send Cesc off in this game. I'd take him off soon.

FFS Ramires. Should score that.

My ass is that a booking.

Should have been a penalty.

Yep, booing Cesc. Stay classy.

But... but... United had possession...

Oh man, United are utterly sh*t.

Paul Merson saying that Chelsea should get Falcao from United over the summer.

Video of Watford players losing their sh*t on the team bus when they found out that Middlesborough were beaten by Fulham. https://twitter.com/Miguel_layun/status/591997106845569024

Just seen that Watford have been promoted.

WHAT!?

Oh yeah. Bye-bye Burnley you f**king twats. Don't let the door knock you on the way out.

Leicester out of the drop zone. Kudos to them for putting up a good fight at last. I think we'll draw with them at the King Power Stadium and then win the league against Palace at home.

Be amazing if Solanke starts.

Avengers: Age of Ultron 8/10 Good, but not as good as the first one. I think this one didn't have the novelty factor of being something new and that's what partially hurt it.

Benitez at City would be hilarious. Scousers probably wouldn't mind as much since they hate United more.

Christ, what a f**king prick Ronaldo is. Get the hell away from him Bale, his ego might be contagious.

Be funny as hell if Atletico win this.

No chance. Absolutely none. Real Madrid would have to break the fee they paid for Gareth Bale to get him. We're talking at least £100m.

It's possible that Sterling could actually buy out his final year meaning that we have an easier time getting him in. He only has a year left correct? It could happen. Sterling would be a heck of a signing in a position we need some reinforcement in. Have to admit the lad is quality but he needs some proper direction. Our last signing from the Scousers didn't go so well and they will absolutely crucify Sterling in the press if he came to us.