Izanagi

DIEGOAAAAALLL. 20!

PEN!

3-0 to Stoke.

Diego on. Jose's not f**king around anymore.

Not again...

Stoke beating Liverpool.

West Brom getting buried by Arsenal.

Papers now reporting a £50m price, Get f**ked.

Didier's final game... For real this time.

That's a relief. Still pissed at him for denying some of the youth a shot by getting sent off.

I really don't think that Sterling is in it for the money.

Falcao is paying the price for joining Monaco for the £££ and getting a major injury in the process instead of joining us a few years back. Now that he's being touted to come here after he's exhausted every option he can f**k right off. "Anyone want Falcao?" "Anyone?" "...Anyone?" Monaco have a serious flop on their hands and we do not want another Torres/Sheva on ours. Avoid, avoid like the f**king plague.

f**k that. He can stay the hell away.

Scousers in absolute meltdown today. I'd have Sterling here for the right price. I said a few weeks ago that his current form is down to the fact that he's downed tools and wants out of Liverpool, this just proves it. He will want to move somewhere where his team is challenging for trophies each each. That means either us or Manchester City as Arsenal have no room for him and United's midfield is already crowded.

This is bordering on disgraceful now.

Well this is sad isn't it?

I feel for Manchester City more than anything if this goes ahead. Daylight robbery.

HAHHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHA.

Yeah, that's why we call you "Stevie Me".

If you're the guy who runs that legendary Twitter feed, you're a proper lad.

Says a bit about this game when we're more concerned of the fabled Shed End XI.

Conflicting reports coming out that Gareth Bale was assaulted by "fans" as he boarded the team bus. Get the f**k out of there man. Now. I despite Real Madrid with a f**king passion.

They might have some shady history in their league but I'm rooting for Juventus in the final. FORZA JUVE.

Come on Juve...

Has apparently been spotted looking for properties in London and has allegedly turned down yet another offer from Liverpool now that they have lost Champion's League. Arsenal couldn't accommodate him and Tottenham do not have Champion's League. Process of elimination?