Izanagi

Christ, barely any Sunderland fans left in the stadium. It's all the away Palace fans now.

Also, really not looking forward to our next game with Crystal Palace. They're on a red-hot streak at the moment.

So... are you pining for Alan Pardew yet Newcastle?

Will probably happen but it makes little sense for the first team.

Thankfully we have Eden tied down on a pretty sweet deal at the moment so if the likes of Real Madrid were to come knocking they're facing an even bigger bill than Bale.

Win this and we potentially go TWELVE points clear of Manchester City. We will twat Arsenal at the Emirates as well.

Now that wasn't very smart bringing Costa on was it?

Really beginning to think that we should get shot of Oscar in the summer. Hugely over-rated.

That was disgraceful from Courtois. Two games in a row.

We're going to f**k the Scousers up at the Bridge. Our game at the Emirates just became interesting...

"That's it. THE GLOVES ARE OFF." Imagine that intimidates a few people.

If we don't play Pat next season then we might as well close our academy and convert it into parking space.

I would consider Oscar + a small cash sum for Pogba. Oscar goes anonymous far too often for Chelsea.

The main concern about this potentially going ahead is that Real Madrid will naturally want a superstar signing in his place. ...Eden Hazard. We know they've had their eye on Eden for a while now and they could use that as a bargaining chip.

Imagine if we did end up with Sterling. He'd need to employ private security at his house because the Dippers would probably send hit-men after his family.

Nope, avoid. Never recovered from the injury he got at Monaco. Serves him right for joining a club that prioritizes cash over sense.

Well damn, they actually did it. Kudos where kudos is due.

He's finished as a footballer. Shot himself in the foot at Manchester City, at AC Milan, and now at Liverpool. I honestly cannot see anyone going in for him at all. Mourinho was right when he said that Mario was "unmanageable". He'll need to get a new career as a fitness instructor or something.

Real Madrid fans are the definition of plastic.

Well, I'm off by a day but hey! Happy Anniversary!

Why can't we ever get 3:00pm kick-offs? Expecting a nervy game and another one without a clean sheet. Should win this on paper but it's never that simple with us.

We were incredibly fortunate to come away with all three points from this game. Ivanovic was absolutely bollocks and deserves dropping for the Stoke game with Azpi coming in in his stead.

Three points. That was A LOT f**king harder than it should have been. Ivanovic needs to be dropped for the next game.

Oh man...

lol JT.