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What a soldier. Seems like the sort of player who would run through a brick wall for a manager who understands him. Will he get a shot with us? Nope. Expecting him to go on and become a star at Manchester City.

Pretty much. I'd wager us ending Liverpool's title challenge in their own back yard might have something to do with it as well. Scousers hold a grudge for a stupidly long time.

Hrm, the loss of that many players is a blow for United but I wouldn't underestimate Louis Van Gaal. He's the one who mentored Mourinho after all. Very interesting game tomorrow. Still going for a 2-2.

Saying it again. 2-2 Really hard to pick a winner between these two and I think a draw suits both.

It's going to be either City or Arsenal for Jurgen Klopp.

What about Manchester United? If they lose David De Gea to Real Madrid they'll want a quality keeper in his stead, even if said keeper is a stop-gap. Certainly be more tolerable than Arsenal. Jose hates the Specialist in Failure with a f**king passion, no way will he authorize a deal with Arsenal.

No, he's right. It's a stick I hate to beat us with but it is true. Who was the last big name to come through our youth system and stay with us?

Absolutely no chance of seeing Costa in this one. We want to take our time getting him back after what happened.

Agreed. This one has a 2-2 written all over it. Both you and us will go on to beat Arsenal.

I think it's the following home game if we win it away. Imagine if we win it in time for Liverpool's visit to the Bridge. That will be glorious.

Cheers for the assist Rob'

Patrick Bamford.

Hoping for a good game with goals from both teams and no drama or unnecessary injuries or suspensions on either side. This feels weird. We don't want to damage United too much and they might want the same as we both still have to play Arsenal. Will be very content with a score draw, or a narrow win for us.

f**k off back to the fiery chasm championship from whence you came QPR. Go f**k off there. Then once you're there go f**k off some more. f**k off further until we cannot f**king see you anymore.

Nah, they're good.

Same here. Our former players have a habit of scoring against us this season however. Eto'o Lampard Luiz ... Mata?

Thankfully I have a registered account on Bluemoon (don't ask) and some of this sh*t is f**king GOLD. The mother of all meltdowns. Someone even asking if people can find Pellegrini's address so they can fire bomb his house.

http://forums.bluemoon-mcfc.co.uk/ "We are currently experiencing a spike in traffic. Access is temporarily restricted to register users."

Like to re-iterate that I'd take a draw here if offer if only for us to win the league at the Emirates in front of the Specialist in Failure and for Cesc to finally win the league in England in front of a stadium of Arsenal fans. That would be f**king hysterical.

Manchester City Dead and Buried on the 12/04/2015

Now this one is going to be interesting. United will be buoyed by their wins over both Liverpool and Manchester City but I think we're a different kettle of fish to deal with. According to Jose we should have Remy back for this one and he should start but the lack of Costa (lucky United, again!) plays to United's favor. It's actually really hard to call this one so I'm going to be diplomatic (or pragmatic) and go for a draw here and for us to go on and beat Arsenal at the Emirates. A draw here isn't a disaster and I would honestly take a point from a resurgent and in-form United side who seem to have finally clicked under Louis Van Gaal. 2-2 Hazard x2 / Rooney, Mata

This is going to be hard as hell without Remy AND Costa.

We'll have to beat them at the Emirates it seems.

Good job Burnley. You lasted, what? Less than ten minutes? Hope you get f**king relegated.

Feel bad for Suarez! He's the guy who was wrongfully blamed for being a racist when in reality Patrice Evra racially abused himself and blamed it on Suarez!