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Joe Hart's probably watching Bravo week-in-week-out wondering where he himself went wrong.

John Stones looking like more and more of a dodged bullet.

Be funny if we break Arsenal's record. Watching them meltdown is always good times.

Equalled the record set by Arse.

Credit to United, they deserved to win their game.

Game over surely.

Good game this.

WBA are getting a player sent off here. It's coming.

Someone's getting sent off here.

Well, sh*t. Surely we're not the only club involved in this. If the accusation that we paid off people two years ago is true then we ought to have the f**king book thrown at us, we really do.

I'd honestly settle for a point here if offered it. We're going to be up there in the mix with City and Liverpool come the end of the season and City have to come to us later in the season. A win would of course be amazing and would make a serious statement but City are no slouches despite their sometimes indifferent form. 2-2 Chelsea: Hazard, Costa City: Aguero, KDB

Barca await Wenger... come into their parlor.

PSG equalize

Oh you f**king jammy c**ts, jammiest side in the f**king league. Least they drop two points.

Arsenal must be thanking their stars that they played us before we switched to Conte's 3-4-3. We'll f**king twat them next time.

Arsenal are the team you want to play when you want to kick-start your season.

Mata jumping into the crowd. Are the wheels about to come off Arsenal again? Right on cue for November?

I'd have Shaw here if he wanted a transfer in January.

Our trip to Anfield will be like a German heavy metal band (Klopp) going up against an Italian classical orchestra (Conte). It'll be one hell of a show based on both teams current form.

Jesus. This is a proper demolition job by Liverpool here. They look like the real deal.

Need a steam that works.

City getting absolutely twatted here. 2-0 down and they should be down to 10 men.

Conte and Klopp on the touchline will be hysterical.

https://twitter.com/FuchsOfficial/status/727242055995392000 Quality. Absolute quality.

The way we battled in the second half, in the face of some utterly f**king disgraceful tackles and GBH, has restored some of our dignity for this season.