enigma

Why do people keep saying he fcuked a granny? Wasn't it actually a 40 year old? I mean, I don't blame him, he was young and probably wanted to experience an older woman instead of a young, inexperienced girl

Looks lush. That's the life eh.

Haha, Jose is thinking "Oh Sheet!"

It said earlier on Sky Sports that Roma say he's not for sale, so I have no idea WTF is going on! One minute the president of Roma says "It would be good for De Rossi to move, to experience a different league" and now they're saying he's not for sale. Holding out for more money?

Cavani is untested in our league, yet Lukaku is. People want to bring in these players, when we have a very good younger striker already.

Well that signing went under the radar. Good signing! Welcome to Chelsea, you Aussie ba$tard!

Anyone watching chelsea t.v? It's awesome! just seeing Mourinho smiling with Terry, sun is shining, new players, it almost looks too good to be true!

Is that the notorious club nurse that has been spoke about? She looks pretty yummy!

Did they say that the Brazlians and Spanish will still be away for another week?

Can they just f**k off! Do they have trackers on who chelsea are after or something lol.

I am surprised people wouldn't want him here. I know he's a nutter at times, but if he got rid of that side of him (which is certainly possible), everyone here would take him in a heartbeat.

I need to change underwear after looking at that photo, so exciting!!

Now, are you all sure it's tomorrow they are back. I'm looking forward to this! Will there be extended footage on Chelsea TV?

Only thing that's missing is some Roman armour. Dude looks like an extra out of Gladiator!

Imagine Ivanovic's face when Suarez turns up at training.

He is a good player though, can't knock him.

I read in Daily fail that Terry, Mourinho and AVB were all holidaying in Portugal. Not together obviously, but they were all there with their families. Lampard is in L.A and not sure about the others.

Seriously though, when does the team meet up again? I have heard nothing. I know Lamps is in L.A and Terry & Mourinho are in Portugal holidaying at the mo.

We should of gone for Tevez

At the end of the day, I'm sure our scouts have seen more of the player than we have. We have scouted some really good players over the last couples years, so I don't think we should be disputing their decision.

I think I heard that training would start on the 1st of July, but the Confed Cup teams will still be in Brazil on Sunday, so what's going to happen about them? Because obviously the full team won't be available if that's the case. Have I been misinformed or is Monday the official date all the players report back?

Someone tweet De Rossi and tell him his girlfriend could enhance her acting career in London.

Just saying, the opposition isn't up to much.

lol

Tahiti scored against Nigeria, so that tells you something.