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Alex Ferguson has retired!

I hope Ivanovic and Cahill start in defence, Torres up front and Luiz in midfield. Mata and Hazard to definitely start.

I reckon Bale won't do anything tonight. He will be another Messi vs Chelsea. We'll keep them at bay and win 3-1. Torres, Mata and Hazard.

Jose' daughter apparently enrolled at a college in London, so I'm not sure he would travel from Manchester to London everyday to go back home. Maybe I'm wrong, but oh well....

Is that someone dressed as Ferguson in disguise? Wow, a humble Ferguson is up there with Seven wonders as a sight to see in your lifetime.

I can just hear Mourinho saying "YES" under his breath.

Well he won't score today then lol

Smile from Luiz!

Spurs forum update: "f**k it! The scum have scored"

This convinces me more that Benitez is doing this deliberately!

Come on, Jose; come home! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OI2ru_8SOs

Van Persie gave it away, apparently. What a knob!

f**k up our chances of making top four?

This makes Malaga's fight against Dortmund quite impressive.

At least we can find some comfort in the fact we beat Bayern last year. We didn't outclass them, but at least we beat them at the Allianz!

So many teams will be after Lewandowski now.

Lewandowski - SIGN HIM UP!

Bayern trolling Barca big time! This is hilarious!!

How about the fouls Chelsea never got against Barca, Andy Townsend?

Why did we get rid of Robben again?

We beat Bayern!!

A week ago I actually started to think that if Torres kept playing like he was, I wouldn't mind seeing him stay. But after Sunday's woeful performance from him, the realisation of how bad he needs to go is more apparent than ever.

I know that contracts have been signed, but do you think any big clubs, I.e. Barca, Madrid and Bayern will come calling for any of our playmakers if we don't make Champion's League football?

Gotta capitalise on that now. We all know what happens when we need to capitalise.

Yep, we will end up with a team of foreigners and no English players whatsoever. I suppose that is what happens when you have an owner who only wants the best players. Unfortunately, the best players in the world doesn't include any English players.