That pitch is rubbish.

Good to see you around Tim it's been a while.

She looks good up front

Welcome back Tim!

looks like that was taken in front of the chicken run.

looks like that was taken in front of the chicken run.

Nah, it's the old shed

hope you are well mate, be good to catch up soon

TIM!!!! Where you bin me old mucker? Have they let you out on parole?

ola tim, good to see you back. unfortunately, michael jackson died in your absence. we are treating these events as unrelated pending further investigation.

5:55am G4? You sh*t the bed?

no. I'm sticking it to all you time facists who wake up in the so called "morning" and sleep at "night". you're all conformist tossers.

no. I'm sticking it to all you time facists who wake up in the so called "morning" and sleep at "night". you're all conformist tossers.

I resemble that remark!!

TIM!!!! Where you bin me old mucker? Have they let you out on parole?

I've actually been getting in touch with my feminine side, and boy do have I a surprise for you lads on the next piss up.

BTW I now go under the name of Venus

G4 (and anyone else for that matter) check out The Dead Weather's new album when you get a minute DW

jack white's new band- where he's the drummer? saw a bit on the telly at glastonbury and put them on my list to check out. think the raconteurs are pretty good too.

I've actually been getting in touch with my feminine side, and boy do have I a surprise for you lads on the next piss up.

DW

Will you be the one in the high heels?

Will you be the one in the high heels?

1920's glamour all the way, might cause your Magners to froth a little

1920's glamour all the way, might cause your Magners to froth a little

i feel queesy...

1920's glamour all the way, might cause your Magners to froth a little

Top man er girl er oh for f**ks sake get me another Magners....................

Look what I found when I accessed my photobucket account after about a year! Almost forgot I had this!

Look what I found when I accessed my photobucket account after about a year! Almost forgot I had this!

Doesn't look right in Gola football boots. Get 'em off

Just the boots?

Just the boots?

Well it'll make it easier to get her knickers off if she gets the boots off first