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Server Maintenance - Tomorrow night

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The server is being physically moved by location tomorrow night, so the forum will be down for a while.

The server will be shut down, moved location and put back online again. This will happen between:

Tuesday 26th September 2017 23:00 - Wednesday 28th September 2017 06:00

so it will more affect overseas members visiting overnight GMT.

Hoping everything is good again once it's back online.

1 hour ago, Mod Stark said:

The server is being physically moved by location tomorrow night, so the forum will be down for a while.

The server will be shut down, moved location and put back online again. This will happen between:

Tuesday 26th September 2017 23:00 - Wednesday 28th September 2017 06:00

so it will more affect overseas members visiting overnight GMT.

Hoping everything is good again once it's back online.

You don't really understand our basic needs, do you? 

Edited by Valerie

25 minutes ago, yorkleyblue said:

I didn't think your needs were that basic, @Valerie   Fun, but not basic.  Messy and sometimes painful, but never basic.  Including the use of various implements and unctions, but never basic.  Don't you let anyone tell you different.

  You have to love a man who uses the word "unctions"!

And thanks, Mod, for warning us. I will have to find something else to occupy me during those hours.

 

 

2 hours ago, moi said:

  You have to love a man who uses the word "unctions"!

And thanks, Mod, for warning us. I will have to find something else to occupy me during those hours.

 

 

Oh god, you're  not going to read, are you :ohmy:

Just now, moi said:

Possibly...or I might have to resort to using unctions!

I'm drinking a mojito at the moment, that's an unction of sorts, isn't it? Totally recommendable. Oh, if only Yorkley were with me to discuss the unctionness of mojitos... 

1 hour ago, Valerie said:

I'm drinking a mojito at the moment, that's an unction of sorts, isn't it? Totally recommendable. Oh, if only Yorkley were with me to discuss the unctionness of mojitos... 

There should be a verb "to unction" then you could tell us how much you wished Yorkley were there to unction you!

19 minutes ago, Mod Stark said:

Yes I did have to google the word :face_palm:

Make sure you use it frequently!

9 hours ago, Mod Stark said:

The server is up a tree in Hampstead Heath running off a car battery, 90's Pirate Radio style!

:laugh2:

On 9/26/2017 at 00:36, Mod Stark said:

The server is up a tree in Hampstead Heath running off a car battery, 90's Pirate Radio style!

And is that you , BEHIND a tree in Hampstead Heath, touting for business?

5 minutes ago, Valerie said:

Not anymore after last night. Goodness knows what giant leaps for mankind have been made by moving it to a different tree in a different park!

We've gone from an Ash to an Oak. You should feel a bit more sturdy, if not reboot.

1 hour ago, coco said:

We've gone from an Ash to an Oak. You should feel a bit more sturdy, if not reboot.

Wow, you technical types... I'm glad you have this all under control! 

1 hour ago, Valerie said:

Wow, you technical types... I'm glad you have this all under control! 

Don't act thick, it's obvious, come on Val. He's moving the server (a tennis player) to a park where their is a tennis court and some Oaks. 

11 minutes ago, coco said:

Don't act thick, it's obvious, come on Val. He's moving the server (a tennis player) to a park where their is a tennis court and some Oaks. 

New career for you in standup comedy :biggrin:

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