1. Let us have the ball

2. Let us shoot from distance - we won't score

3. Don't waste energy pressing our back four

4. Let our full backs have lots of the ball - they won't put any dangerous crosses in

5. Pack the defence

,6. One goal is sufficient, and one chance is usually enough to score

7. Wait for us to implode

8. Don't readjust after we make substitutions in the 65th minute, as they won't change anything.

Turn up

Should Be

1. Score A Goal

2. Wait And See If Chelsea Can Score

3. Repeat 1 If They Do 2

1. Only defend for 45 min 

2. Attack and counter attack in second half

profit

 

How to support Chelsea;

1. Win, draw or lose - up the blues. 

Of course when Sarriball works it's absolutely beautiful to watch ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7E_8EjoxY7Q