...though sadly not his own.

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He comforted a boy he knocked down (all be it accidently)?

Well, if he's left off the new years honour list again, it would be an outrage.

Anything for a chance at those hubcaps! And Stevie was obviously just encouraging the lad by cruising by "very slowly".

I've heard Liverpool are in for the Japanese international Nikamota

Apparantly he was "weeping"

Pffft, girls weep.

Apparantly the kid is a Manc fan, lets hope he sues the idol of his most hated rivals.

Bah, I am incapable of making a sensible comment on this story, I loath the scouse saint so much.

he may be a scouse c**t, but his still a human being. I don't think its fair to make light of what happend.

I read about this in the swedish newspaper yesterday and there are some facts that don't quite match.

1. He hit a girl, not a boy. Which is it? Surely with todays technology we can determine if someone is a boy or not?

2. The girl ran into the side of Gerrards car and broke her leg. Must have run very fast then.

3. Gerrard went to a police station later that day. So did he go immediately or not?

As you can see facts can be very different in different places.

Apparantly he was "weeping"

Well he did scratch the car!

he may be a scouse c***, but his still a human being.

That's what is known as "an oxymoron" Qaz.

Everyone else provide your own jokes and quips

Kev

...though sadly not his own.

Blast. Just when I thought things were looking up after the Bad News Month

the world's best driving midfielder.

considering gerrard was supposedly "driving slowly" and " driving very carefully" how did he manage to break his leg? must have been running pretty damn quick to smash his own leg on a car.... something stinks about this.

he may be a scouse c***, but his still a human being. I don't think its fair to make light of what happend.

You're obviously not well. Sorry I didn't realise.

Get well soon.