What a hunk eh?

Seriously... that is one ugly bar steward... and I bet he's up to his eyelids in make up and being flattered 'good lighting'

I have blinded you all now mwahahaha

MY EYES!!

A face only a scouser could love.

Somebody said I looked like him once. Naturally he didn't live.

Thats bad!

I've also been told I look like Joe Cole, which I dont know whether to take as an insult or a compliment

I've also been told I look like Joe Cole, which I dont know whether to take as an insult or a compliment

Rizza would say compliment, so stick with that

Here's a pic of me so judge for yourselves:

I immediately thought of Zac Efron but after awhile the effect wares off

Speakers on.. and Click!

Mod, things like that could make a man impotent

Somebody said I looked like him once. Naturally he didn't live.

I always wondered why you had Carragher as your avatar Alan.

Photoshop again - it can't be for real

Errrrm, is there something crooked in his DNA? He has a touch of Down's syndrome about him, that comes out strongly in that photo.

Errrrm, is there something crooked in his DNA? He has a touch of Down's syndrome about him, that comes out strongly in that photo.

Are you talking about me or Carragher?

MEDIC!!!

Alan, for some reason your avatar picture reminds me of "Doc" the medic from Band of Brothers. Well...a younger version of him attending a football match, anyway...

Photoshop again - it can't be for real

Scanned in from a pretty recent 442 magazine. My friend has pretty much every issue stored in his house. I can assure you, it's real (if you're talking about the Carjacker photo).

My friend has pretty much every issue stored in his house.

I hope you don't share Terry's Orange Minty with him

I can assure you, it's real (if you're talking about the Carjacker photo).

I was - someone needs to buy him a skin cleanser

Don't you worry Tim, I'll only share that pleasure with you

Thet reckon he is so ugly.....when he was born, they held him up and the mid-wife smacked his mum!

Thet reckon he is so ugly.....when he was born, they held him up and the mid-wife smacked his mum!

You mean his sister