Wow! What a Pin Up

[Gem]

What a hunk eh?

Seriously... that is one ugly bar steward... and I bet he's up to his eyelids in make up and being flattered 'good lighting'

I have blinded you all now mwahahaha

[The Moos]

MY EYES!!

[sweet waffle]

A face only a scouser could love.

[Alan]

Somebody said I looked like him once. Naturally he didn't live.

[Mod]

Thats bad!

[Alan]

I've also been told I look like Joe Cole, which I dont know whether to take as an insult or a compliment

[Gem]

I've also been told I look like Joe Cole, which I dont know whether to take as an insult or a compliment

Rizza would say compliment, so stick with that

[Alan]

Here's a pic of me so judge for yourselves:

[The Moos]

I immediately thought of Zac Efron but after awhile the effect wares off

[Mod]

Speakers on.. and Click!

[The Moos]

Mod, things like that could make a man impotent

[Liam]

Somebody said I looked like him once. Naturally he didn't live.

I always wondered why you had Carragher as your avatar Alan.

[Tim W]

Photoshop again - it can't be for real

[Valerie]

Errrrm, is there something crooked in his DNA? He has a touch of Down's syndrome about him, that comes out strongly in that photo.

[Alan]

Errrrm, is there something crooked in his DNA? He has a touch of Down's syndrome about him, that comes out strongly in that photo.

Are you talking about me or Carragher?

[Maksimov]

MEDIC!!!

Alan, for some reason your avatar picture reminds me of "Doc" the medic from Band of Brothers. Well...a younger version of him attending a football match, anyway...

[Gem]

Photoshop again - it can't be for real

Scanned in from a pretty recent 442 magazine. My friend has pretty much every issue stored in his house. I can assure you, it's real (if you're talking about the Carjacker photo).

[Tim W]

My friend has pretty much every issue stored in his house.

I hope you don't share Terry's Orange Minty with him

I can assure you, it's real (if you're talking about the Carjacker photo).

I was - someone needs to buy him a skin cleanser

[Gem]

Don't you worry Tim, I'll only share that pleasure with you

[BLUENUT]

Thet reckon he is so ugly.....when he was born, they held him up and the mid-wife smacked his mum!

[The Moos]

Thet reckon he is so ugly.....when he was born, they held him up and the mid-wife smacked his mum!

You mean his sister