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And then break out into "Frankie Lampard, scored 200 against the Pikeys"

Yep it's the same old, same old, every bloody year. And they're not the only ones - look at Liverpool against Real, resting their players because they were playing us at the weekend!

Or string them along just long enough for all their fans to change their tune, eat their words and admit he is a phenomenal footballer and THEN tell them to get stuffed!

Sounds fun! Because I am sooooooooo good at the Sky thingie! Do you predict all of the matches at the beginning or as you go along?

I've never really understood what it is! Maybe this year.

Here we go Bogga Loudmouth Melvin? @loudmouthmelvin Robbie from Arsenal Fan TV already has a Rolls Royce but he might have a private jet after tonight's YouTube traffic

Oi Petr, you got Romans number?'

I rarely feel sorry for other fans, except on the last day of the season at relegation time (sometimes, depending who the club is obviously). Tonight is absolutely 100% no exception.

Paddy Power?Verified account @paddypower 50m50 minutes ago More It's a shame, this. If it wasn't for the penalty, the red card, and the 5 Bayern goals in the first leg, Arsenal might've had a chance here.

Ouch! How f**king embarrassing is that?

Costa scores! Even if it is the wrong one!

Stop there! That's what I predicted 1-2.

@Butchwhere are you?

IT'S OURS!!!! I think others may use it but they have definitely stolen it! Evidence here https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Liquidator_(instrumental)

Funnily enough I have just changed my phone ringtone to the Liquidator. My phone just rang. He is now going round the house singing the Liquidator.

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It says he's accepted it whereas Bournemouth are appealing Mings'. So doesn't seem likely.

This was Giles Smith in 2015: Doubt? I’ll show you doubt. I had played out the whole grim scenario: a defeat to those renowned spoilers Crystal Palace, a rare slip-up against a suddenly and unprecedentedly coherent Liverpool, a monumental cock-up at West Brom and then a 1-0 lead on the last day of the season, taken all the way into the fourth minute of time-added-on when Sunderland get a corner and everyone comes up for it, including their manager… " Yep, every time, this is how I view the season-end: Chelsea 13 points clear in April 2005? Not relaxing til it's certain! Needing to beat Wigan at home to win in 2010? Wow, that's not easy! I started to relax a little at 4-0 against 10 men. 10 points clear now? Nerve-racking. I mean it's only losing a few isn't it? And City have a game in hand so that reduces it already........

Oh my God! Are they still at primary school? That wasn't even done ironically/jokingly!

Sweet! West Ham 1-2 Chelsea Phil Neville Former Manchester United defender on Radio 5 live Posted at21:55 There is no team playing with this quality, organisation. There is no one who can get close to them. West Ham 1-2 Chelsea Phil Neville Former Manchester United defender on Radio 5 live Posted at21:54 I think what we have seen tonight is the new Premier League champions.

Eden, Eden, Eden, Eden, Eden, Eden, Eden Hazard!

At the Arsenal game, I asked the guy sitting next to me if he was worried (I was bricking it) and he said no, not at all. He said that this season was just like the early Jose days when he just expected us to win all the time.

I'm always f**king worried. Must be nice to be confident but it's just not me.

Really really nervous for this one. Eek!

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