Beerqueen

Well having watched Shrewsbury play Millwall yesterday, I can exclusively report that there are no players in either team that we should be after. Hope that helps.

To answer my own question, only WBA, Manure and Boro have had fewer (1, 2, 2 respectively) and we've had 3 -the same as a number of other clubs. Bournemouth have had 10!

We've hardly had any penalties this season have we? Liverpool, today, when else? Is it fewer than other teams or does it just seem like it?

Bloody hell! You've all got tickets already? I'm way behind the game!

Oh definitely - we are real hardcore! Well the ones under 70!

They were pussycats! Hardly a peep from them all match except when they scored - for about a minute and a half. If I didn't know, there was no way I'd have realised that they were Millwall. And they were crap - just not quite as crap as Shrewsbury. But you wouldn't have know one team was close to play-offs and one was close to relegation.

So far only about 40 Millwall fans here.

You can tell Millwall are in town by the number of police cars I saw on the way home. I'm off to the match -wish me luck!

Burnley 1 - 0 Stoke Leicester 2 - 0 Sunderland Watford 1 - 2 West Brom Aston Villa 1 - 0 QPR Brentford 1 - 2 Leeds Rotherham 0 - 1 Sheff Wed

Have you managed to get a ticket?

Love Dirk Gently and all of Douglas Adams' stuff. The books are well worth reading and I think even better than the tv series. Genuinely funny and the Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy is probably in my top ten books of all time.

Burnley 1-1 Spurs Chelsea 4-1 Palace Hull 1-2 West Ham Leicester 2-1 Stoke Man Utd 0-0 WBA Watford 1-0 Sunderland

Yeah it is all so annoying isn't it.

@Zola you were hoping to get a ticket for this one weren't you - does the change of day affect you too?

Exactly! f**king Sky! Hate Monday matches anyway but especially such a potentially big one.

f**k, f**k f**k! That means the supporters' club won't do a trip probably. Fingers crossed they will as it's such a big match.

Yeah me too. Loved his dance to Blue is the colour after the Champions League. And his singing on the bus afterwards.

Bury 1 - 2 Fleetwood Town Coventry 0 - 1 Bristol Rovers Gillingham 1 - 0 Peterborough Northampton 2 - 1 Oxford Utd Oldham 0 - 1 Sheff Utd Strawberry 1 - 2 Bolton

Brilliant! Will have to remember that one!

SlashFootball?Verified account @slashfootball 9h9 hours ago More ''What's the first sign of spring?'' "When Arsenal get knocked out of the Champions League. It happens every year in the 2nd week of March"

David Luiz and Gazza describing Conte's training. Had to laugh at David - "Focus, everyday he says that, focus"

That came up on my Facebook memories too! Still makes me smile!

Ah! I've said it before but I loved Meireles - complete and utter scary nutter but even with his Liverpool connections, he stole into my hear for some completely inexplicable reason.

Mentally or physically? Some of them don't seem very bright.

Arsenal have never been known as a team of fighters but this season they're ridiculous. No effort and no desire. It was evident at the match at the Bridge that when they lost the ball they just didn't try hard enough to get it back. No leaders either. And Whinger has obviously just let them get away with it.