Beerqueen

Monday afternoon and we're champions still! I was coming on here to say that anyway and saw you had the same idea! On the train down to tonight 's match, sorry party! A little bit of beer may be consumed!

What an absolute deluded twat he is.

It is unreasonable how much I hate this slow version of when the saints.

Since January 2015!

I thought exactly the same!

And also, the thing about Arsenal and Liverpool is that they fight like mad to qualify and then do bugger all when they get there! So pointless. Remember Liverpool resting players in.the CL because they were playing us in the PL at the weekend? Talk about screwed priorities! They could have made up any lost points in the PL but they just couldn't hack the thought of losing to us! Madness.

But so would Liverpool.

How they use it as an excuse is anyone's guess when their collapse is always after they've been chucked out of the CL anyway!

Same old Arsenal.

Ooh now there's a thought!

Robbie Earle said the same on some American post-match analysis I saw today (I have been happily meandering through loads of videos today!). And it's true what you say, though Jose did look quite animated when we won the league cup, but yeah the prem, much less so.

Aww you have always been anything but cranky whenever I've met you! Certainly at the end of the semi final at Wembley you seemed pretty happy!

I've just remembered something bizarre from last night - the West Brom captain with a piece of paper with notes on it in his hand. I have never ever seen that before and I had to laugh. WTF!! Were Pulis's tactics really that complicated?

Well that ain't gonna happen! I am mid-table side, only there because others keep forgetting to post!

I can now share with you my deepest darkest fear that, once I thought it, I couldn't get out of my mind but could hardly voice. If the unthinkable had happened and the Spuds won, not only would that be unbearable in it's own right - losing the league AND them winning it - it would also be very flat for JT's leaving AND, AND, AND, we wouldn't be able to sing JT's song at Sunderland. That woke me up at night in a cold sweat. But phew, it didn't happen and I can smile again!

Really, who the f**k cares or knows? After last night I mean But, ok Bournemouth 1-1 Burnley Middlesbrough 0-1 Saints Sunderland 0-1 Swansea Dundee 2-1 Ross county Kilmarnock 1-0 Inverness St Johnstone 2-1 Partick Thistle

Ha ha! That particular barman only served me at the end, when I was settling our bill.

Oh yes! Three pints in the pub and now the best part of a bottle of wine! And then party time again on Monday!

But i was definitely worried up to when Batsh*t scored. Please tell me I don't have to worry any more because I still can't quite believe it!

Was getting quite tense in the second half but woooooooooooooooooooooooooo hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo - we did it. And yes I have drunk a shed-load (geddit!) of booze. Brilliiant. Was hoping for top four this season. Never in my wildest dreams did I think we'd win it!

Look forward to seeing you at the Bridge next season again!

No unfortunately couldn't get tickets. I was in a local pub, showing myself up when we scored. But I'm at Watford and Sunderland for the party! And a tearful farewell to JT!

Yeah we lost to West Brom! 3 bloody 0! Aww @liamseden would be great to see you again! Championes, championes, ole ole ole!

Seems a good time to quote this again "Grandpa tell us again about the great Tottenham of 2017!" Well kiddo, what a great team they were "What did they accomplish??" They gave Chelsea a bit of a scare for one week and finished above Arsenal "Wow!"