SuperFL8

I think Lukaaku will almost certainly outscore him, he's got the PL experience and the track record of PL goals, but Morata seems like more of a team player, who will not only score but link up well as well.

President Aubama?

I hope the club fine him big for that. He undermines the prestige of the club with his antics.
 

Probably because he is STILL a Chelsea player and on Chelsea Books and will get his next monthly paycheck from Chelsea and owes the Club the bare minimum respect?

well bonucci is a different category all together.  Rudiger is a good player but in my book it would never be worth anywhere near 40 million Euro.
He is very strong physically and very fast. Besides he is able to play in two roles which is a value added. He is not very smart tactically  and sometimes he looses concentration during the game allowing chances. With Conte he will improve for sure these two aspects because otherwise he will not play :) The area that I dislike the most is his character,he is not straight as a arrow, he often provokes opponents and simulates, and I am not sure he will be able to change that. He reminds me another player with the same attitude, Pepe

If we end up with Benteke, i don't think i could be more underwhelmed. The guy is so damn lazy, he only plays well when he feels like it. He goes through periods where he is good and some people think he is a world beater. Sticking with Batshuayi would be a much better option, the guy looks hungry to prove himself every time he plays. I don't think we would ever get the same lazy attitude we would get with Benteke.

Just goes on to show how much anyone knows about the real dealing that's happening.

Or maybe it's his way of thanking them?  I think Monaco were (seemingly) a little pissed off at him tweeting all that sh*te ahead of anything being actually finalized.

Maybe football agent stopped it happening as revenge for banning him... 

A-Tiemoue, A-Tiemoue...
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In the midfield
The Chelsea Midfield
A lion stands today
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Monaco: "We want £40m"
Marina: "£35m"
Monaco: "Not good enough. 38m at the least
Marina: "£35m"
Monaco: *Sigh*.. "Ok, really the lowest we'll go is 36m. Pay it and he's yours."
Marina: "£35m"
Monaco: "f**k it! Fine! £35m!"
Marina: "£30m"
 

This bellend is pissing himself laughing at you trying to seriously debunk him it means you give a shred of hope he might be for real, if I said I was a talking pony no one would repeatedly ask me to prove it they would laugh me off 

Again, no proof...

That's it.  I'm all aboard the football agent hype train.  Count me in, @Football Agent.  I want this deal to happen so bad that I'm #footballagenttilidie 
all you other plebs can feck off, football agent and I will be laughing in your faces drinking champagne together somewhere in Italy when griezmann and belotti sign for under 50m each.  @Sergio will be there too talking in Spanish.  We will be swopping football stories and agent rumors of 2018 and you will need to beg us to give you the insider info we have!!  

Bankayoko?