OverAndOut

We're dumb if we don't at least try and sign Sanchez. Few months left on his contract and he's eligible for every single competition bar the League Cup. Sanchez, Mahrez, Vidal and Sandro would be a decent January for starters. Shipping off OnoYoko would be well worth it too.

I can't go back and edit them I'm afraid. I'll refer to him by his proper name from now on.

I want Awfuljoko to make it at the club, but he’s not going to. I have never seen anyone so inept when on the ball, and we’ve seen some horrendous players at the club. Its like he’s never seen a football before and timidly swings the wrong leg at it to see what happens. How did he become a professional footballer?! Complete waste of money. I’d be surprised if he manages to score again this season. As soon as Drinkwater is 100%, he needs to replace Crapajoko asap.

Drogba contributed, and it's easy to say that when you're looking back with the benefit of hindsight and seeing that Drogba ultimately went on to give so much to the club. You can tell instinctively that Crapash*tto isn't that player. He is beyond gash. I would rather have Mikel back and that's saying something. Shooting, passing and intercepting is not unique to the English game. He can't even get the basics right.

I would be really happy if we sold him in January. Who would take him though? Maybe we can flog him to Swansea or something.

Not possible. He tried to get her but missed by about 30 yards when he tried to score.

Don't play Crapajoko whatever we do. He is worse than Bogarde and Torres stapled together. Can't shoot, can't pass, can't hold the ball. He is really good at going missing and ruining all our play though. If we have a requirement for someone to do that he'll fit right in. Play him if we ever need to throw a game.

Why? With me in charge of decision making the club would have Messi, Neymar, Suarez, Ronaldo and an all time World's Best XI.

Crappacosta.

Crapajoko Crapajoko -- Crapajoko -- Crapajoko Crapajoko -- Crapajoko Crapajoko -- Crapajoko -- Crapajoko Crapajoko One Crapajoko has gone missing because that's his favoured position.

Sell Willian and Crapayoko. They are beyond embarrassingly awful. I hate them.

Because Conte will put all the effort he can into the PL and CL and will forget about the FA Cup.

Full strength line up for this one. We have no chance in the PL, no chance in the CL, and now no chance in the FA Cup either. Realistically this is the only one we can win assuming that the Man City first XI and backup XI break all 44 legs.

Really? Have you not watched Willian this season?

Edited - Munkworth is right. The FA official website confirms so. http://www.thefa.com/football-rules-governance/lawsandrules/laws/football-11-11/law-11---offside Definitely offside.

Always used to be Liverpool and Manchester United that I couldn't stand, but as they declined I almost started to feel sorry for them! I say almost, but still laughed at the rapid declination of United. Now I can't stand Spurs. Their fans have become so arrogant. Demolishing Arsenal every year is a personal pleasure, however. So in order, Arsenal, Spurs, Liverpool, United.

It was. I don't think he's playing or has played particularly well so far, but seeing as we have absolutely no credible replacements at the moment then I hope he stays and improves for his spot. I'm hoping that Kante and Drinkwater will eventually form a really good partnership a la Leicester days.

Awful, sh*t player. Hopefully sold on in the Jan window.

3rd in the PL. Knocked out in the quarters of the League Cup. Finish 3rd in our CL group, then go out in the semi's of the Europa. Knocked out in the quarter finals of the FA Cup. A disappointing season all round. One with so much promise yet delivers nothing.

Is that true? That's shocking really. No surprise the last win was against Arsenal, though.

I suspect the truth is that most of us on the forum are unqualified to be able to provide a genuinely insightful comment or vote to your thread, as most of us hadn't even realised there was a played called Zappacosta, let alone how good he is. Although, saying that, having watched the obligatory YouTube highlights of him, he has good English and can deliver a wicked cross in, which automatically puts him about 10 divisions above Moses. He also has youth on his side compared to Candreva, so on that basis alone, I'm going to stick with Zappa as my vote.

Sandro.

Lock the thread.

It's a shame he can't get shown a straight red every 3 games.

Keep Cahill as far away from the starting line up as possible please. Wouldn't care if we sold him.