Liam

The woman who gave us this will be a legend for life.

I'll never forgive you for shafting me Loz but I have to admit you're good.

No. Not good enough. Apologise again.

That's because when Ranieri celebrated it came from the heart. With Mourinho it's "look at me everybody". I think we should stop playing Wright Philips. Everytime he steps on the pitch his value drops by another half million. Dire game tonight. All that money and we've destroyed the beautiful game. Still, we should go through, so, happy days then.

To keep him company on the bench?

Brilliant as usual Dorset. A pundit on Sky, whose name I have forgotten, felt he could not avoid a criticism of the great Mr G (MBE). However the criticism went something like this: "Gerrard, who of course is a sublime player, may just have done slightly better there"

Joe Cocker - With a Little Help From My Friends Roxy Music - Jealous Guy

I hate diamonds - the death of football and all that. Well, more specifically, I hate diamonds populated by athletes rather than artists. The rhombus* looks interesting though. *copyright Loz

So am I. It's when he starts calling Chelsea fans pr***s and c***s on a Chelsea fans forum that I get bored.

So much so that you now want them to win the Champions League.

It was the Man City game when he was booed from the Matthew Harding. I reckon he's been brilliant ever since then. I was in the Matthew Harding that day, and while I didn't boo I like to think my presence was nonetheless pivotal. I'm therefore taking credit for his emergence as the best striker in the history of world football it that's OK with the rest of you.

He mightn't waste his piss on you Loz.

Sly and Robbie played with Sinead O Connor this year. They must be short of money.

Voice: John Lennon Guitar: Eric Clapton Bass: Mike Rutherford Drums: Bill Bruford Flute: Ian Anderson I think John Forgerty's singing on Born on the Bayou is the finest in all rock.

I don't see us playing with 2 wide men this season. Again I hope I'm wrong. I had a nightmare vision of a Ballack, Lampard, Makalele, Essien midfield with Drogba and Sheva up front. I posted it here for a laugh expecting people to tell me how little I knew. That didn't happen (might happen now). Even if that lineup is never used I think it might be one of Robben, Cole and Sarah Jessica Parker with SJP losing out most of time.

Since he scored a goal in a friendly Suggs he's picked up 7 votes. I can't see it with him I'm afraid. I just don't think he's going to get the games. I hope I'm wrong.

Well Brian if you didn't think there was anything wrong with your post you wouldn't have denied writing it I suppose. Anyhow it's history now. No casualties except my opinion of you which I suspect matters not.

It mightn't have happened to you Brian but it happened alright. In my opinion you're getting off extremely lightly.

He would cost us our dignity. What little of it we have left.