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So the manager comes up with a list of players he would like and the club disregard this and buy who they think Jose would like, no surprise we are where we are then.

Oh, go on then, if it's the best we can do!

Kennedy plays Bach......sublime!

Then again, love the Stones, Muse and Nirvana!!

My son listens to nothing but hiphop/gangster rap, personally I don't even class this sh*te as music, it doesn't belong to my culture, class or ears!!

Not looking for a scapegoat but if Ramires was the answer. wtf was the question?

Nope, always plays well when I've watched him, has presence, makes things happen, fairly good long passer, better than Ramires, Mikel and Cesc.

Shelley may well be.

I'd also buy Skrtyl(?) off the scousers, their best defender by far, weakens them and strengthens us, win win!

I'd buy Shelvy, box to box midfielder, scores a few goals, gets stuck in, proven in the Prem etc. would be a good partner for Matic.

The question should be, would you want Mourinho as the manager of your club, pure and simple. Slagged off at Chelsea but most fans would have him at their club in a heartbeat.

Mikel, lovely bloke and able to slow the game down, not quite sure that's enough though.

Hope for the best, prepare for the worst! Not an easy place to go and although we won midweek there is usually a drop in form after CL games. I would settle for a draw but more important to me is the spirit and desire we play with.

TBH we'd probably play better with Willy Wonka and his Oompa Loompas than the crock of sh*te we've been knocking out lately!

Got to admit he looked out of his depth against city, ran about a lot, achieved very little of note.

Not too worried about this one, most of the times we've lost up there they've been games at the end of the season when we've already won the League and have taken our foot of the accelerator, coupled with the fact that Maclaren is by far the most inept manager known to mankind, 4-0.

Not really, A to Z is better and he's a natural RB, Luis was better, Baines is probably better, and City have got a bit of talent in that area, Bertrand was a good back up for Ash especially in Ash's last season or two but I never saw him as a stand out LB which hopefully Baba will be.

Fixed it for you.

harsh!

To be fair that's not far from the team I would have picked either.

Shaun of the dead, never fails!

A bit wild and wooly.

Bet you're feeling a bit sheepish now.

I'm sure whatever position he's been bought for, he'll be able to fillet.

Or Alan Shearer