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Benitez is just a worse version of Carlo, worse in the league and not even close in the cups

Hahaha the Liverpool echo is(has) live blogging the Istanbul final. Delorean sales must be huge in scouseland http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/champions-league-final-2005-live-9328312

You guys are so insensitive. A premier league titan is retiring, a regular colossus of our weekend's for the past two decades. I'm hoping to see a massive chorus of noise made for this legend, I'm thinking one chant for every league title Stevie has won. Should get that out of the way nice and early so we can focus on lifting another league title ;)

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/may/19/its-just-the-way-it-works I'm honestly thinking I'll have to sue Liverpool soon for damages soon since I haven't stopped laughing since slippy g did his electric boogaloo tribute at afield last year And now they booed Sterling at the end of season awards when he picked up young player of the year http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11669/9856930/raheem-sterling-booed-at-liverpool-awards-ceremony-as-speculation-continues They truly are the gift that keeps on giving, Godspeed agent Brendan

I think Carjacker got so upset because he knows Sterling is the future for any Liverpool prospects as their time as a "big" club is getting dangerously close to running out. They couldn't get any top players to come last year and now even the players they have want to jump ship. They're lucky they managed to re-sign coutinho or he'd probably be on his way too

I think most of the season awards have a very "what have you done for me lately" factor in them. It's the reason people pick coutinho over Oscar when the reality is their seasons have basically played out in reverse. If our season had gone in reverse, with the big wins and flowing football coming at the end there'd be a lot more positive talk about us. End of the day we got the most important end of season award when we won the league

Davey that was so good, I read it five times la

Be funnier if they got relegated. Though that's independent from Gerrard

TV interview when he was Swansea manager I think?

I never got past the twix Mmm free twix icecream

There was a small typo in the Adidas press release but it's been fixed now

You'd think mls and galaxy would be kinda sh*tty about the way this is being portrayed. I mean people joke about it being a retirement league but this is legit being treated like lord Steven me first of his name, king of the dippers and protector of the scouserealm is retiring and it can't be good for their marketing.

i think Stevie me will go further and further down in ranking unless Liverpool manage to get themselves competing. He'll be one of those players you talk about and wonder if they could've done it at a bigger club (ala Le Tissier or even Shearer) and he won't have the international record to back that up. Anyone under 18 will have memories of people telling the Gerrard was great but they'll have only seen him give a daft speech, slip on his arse and then lead England to a group stage exit while assisting Luis Suarez with a mean through ball. Apart from helping us win the league what has he really done since their fa cup win?

sky released some new footage from messi second

This messi kid sounds like the latest flash in a pan, let's see him so it at a cold wet night at stamford bridge Or a sunny day Hell even against a team from stamford bridge at the nou camp ;)

Supposedly there's heaps that got cut and the original cut was closer to 3hrs 30 which would explain the all over the place feel Still enjoyed it though and I'm curious to see the extended cut if it actually is true

There's an interview out there talking about the end of episode 4 (as in what it leads to) if you can't wait until next week to see I got spoiled on it so if you want to know

I'll just leave this here

I will say one thing about United or Liverpool, whoever gets fourth, I wouldn't be so sure they'd even win the qualifier on current form. They'd have to get their sh*t together pretty quickly

Courtois Ivanovic terry Cahill azpi Magic fabregas Oscar Willian Costa hazard Not too toot my own horn but I reckon that team would win the league ;)

He slips, he stamps, He's not as good as Lamps, Steven Gerrard, Steven Gerrard!

I was going to reply with a witty retort but on my way to the keyboard while I was thinking about how good my reply would be and how everyone would constantly mention this moment and how we've all waited so long for me to have this moment (I am the neutrals favourite poster, just ask any of my mates) I slipped on the way to keyboard and lost my train of thought. Probably best if I moved to America now to continue replying ;)

I think you guys are being harsh on the genius that is Brendan. If it wasn't for him we never would've gotten slippy g as a better manager would've taken a draw, which means they wouldn't have capitulated at palace so we would've missed all those lovely scouse and Suarez tears (plus Stevie me trying to hide from the camera for a change). Then we wouldn't have got to see him blow his transfer on mediocre to poor signings after his great quote about Tottenham and challenging for the league. That's before we even get to Stampy G and the one last almost winning something tour of England, the terrible champions league campaign and getting dominated in the Europa league then losing to a 15th place villa side in their last big game of the season. He really is the gift that keeps on giving and long may he stay at Liverpool. Maybe he can show us all how easy defending is again

Not sure how well this will embed but it shows guardiola being a dick to the medical staff And seems to have been the final straw that made the bayern medical team leave Check out @Marcotti's Tweet: https://twitter.com/Marcotti/status/588801233433014272?s=09

Well snap