BlueBeard

Agree about Mikel, he seems to improve with every game. Diarra on the other hand has been playing exceptionally well at right-back, he reminds me of Chappie. As for Ronaldo, yes, he is unstoppable - mainly because if a defender goes anywhere near him he goes down as if he's been shot. He has immense talent, but he's the biggest cheat since Deco, maybe even surpassing him! I'd love him to come up against someone like Chopper Harris, we'd soon see how good he is then. George Best was the best player I've ever seen, he did all that Ronaldo does and more, and yet he played against Chopper, Tommy Smith & the like, and on pitches that resembled building sites. Ronaldo would sh*t himself at the very thought of anything like that, he's nowhere near that class.

Just e-mailed BBC 5Live: - I can't believe what I heard this evening! A Spurs fan came on the air on 606 and defended the hooligan (there is no other description) who invaded the pitch at the end of the game and attacked Frank Lampard. Alan Green agreed with him that it was justified due to Chelsea's time-wasting. Is this the BBC's view now? If a player, or team, wastes time towards the end of an important game, then it's OK for fans to run on the pitch and attack players? The BBC bias against Chelsea over the last couple of years has been appalling, but this really is overstepping the mark. It is a criminal offence to invade the pitch, and I would assume that to attack a player is also a criminal offence. Alan Green is your representative - if he condones this behaviour, then he should be sacked. His blatant hatred for Chelsea has been apparent for a long time now, but this is something else. I'd love to hear your views on this situation, but I don't expect a reply - after all, Chelsea are fair game, aren't they. Obviously I don't expect a reply, as the BBC are a total bunch of c*nts

Just e-mailed BBC 5Live: - I can't believe what I heard this evening! A Spurs fan came on the air on 606 and defended the hooligan (there is no other description) who invaded the pitch at the end of the game and attacked Frank Lampard. Alan Green agreed with him that it was justified due to Chelsea's time-wasting. Is this the BBC's view now? If a player, or team, wastes time towards the end of an important game, then it's OK for fans to run on the pitch and attack players? The BBC bias against Chelsea over the last couple of years has been appalling, but this really is overstepping the mark. It is a criminal offence to invade the pitch, and I would assume that to attack a player is also a criminal offence. Alan Green is your representative - if he condones this behaviour, then he should be sacked. His blatant hatred for Chelsea has been apparent for a long time now, but this is something else. I'd love to hear your views on this situation, but I don't expect a reply - after all, Chelsea are fair game, aren't they. Obviously I don't expect a reply, as the BBC are a total bunch of c*nts

The FA will be rubbing their hands over this - another chance to put us in our place. I bet they'll totally overlook the fact that the people involved attacked Chelsea players and just concentrate on the Chelsea players defending themselves. And what chance spuds will be charged? Slim at best - Chelsea are involved, so the c*nts that came on the pitch will be regarded as victims

Bit late in saying this, but I watched the game on BBC1, and the Chelsea fans were brilliant! Outsang the spuds throughout the game - not bad considering there were only 4,500 of them in a 35,000+ crowd. "3-1, and you f*cked it up, 3-1 and you f*cked it up" All credit to all the Chelsea fans who were there, hope you made it home safely.

I recorded the game, and just watched the incident again. There were TWO spuds fans who invaded the pitch, but it was very difficult to see who did what. Can't believe that spuds fans are defending the c*nts who came on the pitch, and demanding that Chelsea be punished!!!! I f*ckin' hate Tottenham

They haven't had a Chelsea fan on at all yet, but about a dozen spuds fans. What a surprise!

Latest I've heard is that Drogba stamped on the spud fan's leg - after the fan tried to punch Lamps. Now spuds fans are asking for Chelsea to be chucked out of the FA Cup, and Drogba to be prosecuted!!!! What the f*ck! A Chelsea player gets attacked by a fan, and if a team-mate defends him he gets nicked???????

Just listening to 606 - Spuds fan came on and defended the Spuds fan who invaded the pitch at the end by saying he was provoked by Chelsea's timewasting. Alan Green then agreed with him!!!! What a c*nt And now they're saying that a Chelsea player kicked the Spuds fan while he was on the ground. I f*ckin' hope so, hope the c*nt got seriously hurt!

F*ckin' brilliant!!!!! What a goal by Sheva, and then, what a goal by SWP!!!! Agree with Loz, Diarra MOTM, no question. Really impressed by him, have we found the new Chappie?

Doesn't take a genius to realise that the scum from N17 will be out for revenge. And they're not too particular who they take their revenge out on, either. Anyone going to the game, try and get a decent sized group of you together before you get there, and stick together when you do arrive. Good luck to all Chelsea fans who are going, enjoy the game, and slap a spud for me!

A clear case of sexual harassment - it's only a matter of time before a female deprived of her celery jollies sues the FA.

I'll be watching from the Shed Bar, but the players will still be able to hear me!

I reckon he'll be behind Diarra and Geremi in the pecking order, so in effect, he'll be our turd choice right-back

Those were the days - Ben Sherman or Brutus, Levi sta-prest, Crombie & brogues - DM's were for business only

Great stuff, can just imagine Jose steaming in with a lump of 4 x 2!

Thanks a lot for that Loz, cheered me up no end!

Virtually anything by the Beach Boys or Jan & Dean bring back happy memories of summer! Also, from the 60's The Kinks - Sunny Afternoon Scott McKenzie - San Francisco Desmond Dekker - 007 (Shanty Town) The Move - Flowers In The Rain Marmalade - Lovin' Things Hollies - Carrie Anne Supremes - The Happening Tremeloes - Even The Bad Times Are Good Small Faces - Itchycoo Park Honeybus - I Can't Let Maggie Go The Herd - I Don't Want Our Loving To Die Blood, Sweat & Tears - You've Made Me So Very Happy Jackie Wilson - (Your Love Keeps Lifting Me) Higher And Higher The Love Affair - Bringing On Back The Good Times or the 70's Mr.Bloe - Groovin' With Mr.Bloe Nicky Thomas - Love Of The Common People Marmalade - Rainbow Jackson 5 - The Love You Save East Of Eden - Jig-A-Jig Mungo Jerry - Lady Rose Temptations - Just My Imagination Bob & Marcia - Pied Piper Tams - Hey Girl Don't Bother Me Rolling Stones - Tumbling Dice Drifters - Saturday Night At The Movies Chi-Lites - Oh Girl Johnny Nash - I Can See Clearly Now Alice Cooper - School's Out Terry Dactyl & The Dinosaurs - Seaside Shuffle Hot Butter - Popcorn Supremes - Automatically Sunshine Linda Lewis - Rock-A-Doodle-Doo Isley Brothers - Summer Breeze Cockney Rebel - Judy Teen George McCrae - Rock Your Baby First Class - Beach Baby 10cc - I'm Not In Love Johnny Nash - Tears On My Pillow Typically Tropical - Barbados Bee Gees - Jive Talkin' Four Seasons - Silver Star Peter Frampton - Show Me The Way The Real Thing - You To Me Are Everything Isley Brothers - Harvest For The World Tavares - Heaven Must Be Missing An Angel Steve Harley & Cockney Rebel - Here Comes The Sun Eagles - Hotel California The Jacksons - Show You The Way To Go Boz Scaggs - Lido Shuffle Donna Summer - I Feel Love Floaters - Float On Jonathan Richman - Roadrunner I'm not saying these songs are all classics, but they all remind me of summer - [sigh] think I'll go and lie down on the beach!

With an Ugo Ehiogu overhead kick, no less! So I heard - looking forward to seeing it somewhere!

Luke Summerfield, I believe. Don't know much about him, but he did well for me in FM2007

Still, look on the bright side: - Celtic 0 Rangers 1

Yeah - I'm also looking forward to this one. Plymouth Argyle have always been one of my favourite 'other' teams, and I reckon they've got a decent chance today. Should be great to see Sinclair play, and also interesting to see this Gosling fella. COME ON ARGYLE!!!!!

I feel like we've just won the cup - at half-time I was kicking furniture about! I'm not going to give team ratings, too difficult - but: - Ferreira was taken off as a tactical substitution - he started shakily, but improved a bit as the game went on. Ashley Cole was absolutlely sh*te! Every threat they had in the first half came down our left side. He doesn't deserve to get into the first team, and hasn't done all season in my opinion. Bridgey should be first choice, no question! SWP - what can I say that hasn't already been said here? He was f*ckin' useless. The only good thing that can be said about him today is that he tackled back well, and looked totally committed. Trouble is, the reason he tackled back well was because he'd lost the f*ckin' ball in the first place. Ballack - looked very laid back (again), and some of his passing was awful. But he improved as the game went on. Robben - I'm beginning to really dislike this bloke - I f*ckin' hate diving, and he does it more and more. He's a great player, why can't he just stick to doing what he does best? (It ain't diving, it's so obvious every time) Diarra - thought his passing was good, but positioning was poor Boulahrouz - thought he did well when he finally came on. Got stuck into some hard tackles, and played the safe ball when under pressure Nothing against the rest of the team - I thought Drogs and Sheva did well, as did Lamps. Carvalho was a bit up and down. Kalou looked good, and took his goal excellently. Can't blame Cech for any of the goals, and he made a couple of great saves. Essien did OK, apart from the o.g., but that was unfortunate. He always looked better when we were going forward. As for the ref - I thought he was a prat, but then, it was Mike Riley. Not the worst ref I've seen, but by no means the best. Lastly - why the f*ck do we always start so badly? It seems like we go out with the intention of giving the opposition a head start, and then we turn it around after half-time. Dangerous game

a few more, Cloakey - Ohio Players - Skin Tight Temptations - Beauty Is Only Skin Deep Little Richard - Short Fat Fanny George Harrison - Ding Dong Ding Dong I-Roy - Red Nuts And Gin Southside Johnny & The Asbury Jukes - Fanny Mae Freddie Bell & The Bellboys - Giddy Up A Ding Dong Cramps - Detachable Penis Song Howlin' Wolf - Tail Dragger Neville Hinds - Tit For Tat Alice Cooper - Muscle Of Love Pink Floyd - Brain Damage ZZ Top - Tush Johnny Cash - Ring Of Fire Funkadelic - Maggot Brain Johnny Cash - Lonesome To The Bone Donovan - Superlungs My Supergirl Robert Johnson - Milkcow's Calf Blues Little Feat - Crack In Your Door Derek & The Dominos - Bell Bottom Blues Dillinger - Cokane In My Brain George Thorogood - Bad To The Bone Hollies - I Can't Tell The Bottom From The Top errr.......Pretenders - Brrrr Ass In Pocket oh, and Judy Collins - The Prickilie Bush possibly "Wild Colon-ial Boy"?

Booker T & The MG's - Hip Hug Her Johnny Cash - Big Foot Andy Fairweather Low - Wide Eyed And Legless (2 for the price of one there ) Rod Stewart - Hot Legs Bob Marley & The Wailers - Them Belly Full (But We Hungry) Elvis Presley - Wear My Ring Around Your Neck (another 2 for one deal) Bar-Kays - Soul Finger SAHB - Ribs And Balls (excellent 2 for 1) T-Pau - China In Your Hand Wizzard - Angel Fingers Queen - Flick Of The Wrist Bar-Kays - Knucklehead (yet another 2 for 1) Family - Broken Nose Kim Carnes - Bette Davis Eyes The Equals - Black Skin Blue Eyed Boys (2 for 1 again) Small Faces - My Mind's Eye SAHB - Vambo Marble Eye AC/DC - Kicked In The Teeth Bad Manners - Lip Up Fatty Billy Idol - Eyes Without A Face Willie Nelson - Blue Eyes Crying In The Rain Altered Images - See Those Eyes Julian Cope - World Shut Your Mouth Lane & Marriott - No Balls At All AC/DC - She's Got Balls Jerry Lee Lewis - Great Balls Of Fire Meat Loaf - You Took The Words Right Out Of My Mouth Fun Boy Three - Our Lips Are Sealed Rory Gallagher - Shin Kicker Carl Malcolm - Fattie Bum Bum (double bubble!) James Brown - Get On The Good Foot Buffy St.Marie - Bury My Heart At Wounded Knee (classic 2 for 1) Gillan - I'll Rip Your Spine Out David Allan Coe - Longhaired Redneck Lou Reed - Andy's Chest Paul Anka - Put Your Head On My Shoulder (2 for 1) Eric Clapton - Willie & The Hand Jive (2 for 1) Sir Mix A Lot - I Like Big Butts I-Roy - Maggie Breast not too sure about these ones, will you accept them Cloakey? Adam & The Ants - Stand And De Liver Cramps - Can Your Pussy Do The Dog Pink Floyd - Jugband Blues Manfred Mann - Ragamuffin Man Albert Collins - Snatchin' It Back and then there are simply loads of body parts mentioned in Kevin Bloody Wilson's repetoire, but I'd better not go there.......