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He really isn't. He's a troll no doubt about it, but when he makes a statement like 'chelsea won't sign player x' he's usually spot on. The info comes directly from Jose

https://twitter.com/1RobBeasley/status/618771947753766912 If Beasley says it wont happen, it won't happen

It wasnt even Begovic, it was Jose signing a new contract. Beasley says no Pogba, no Griezmann. Although he's a massive knob, he has inside info directly from Mourinhos mouth. We wont be signing Pogba or Griezmann

Beasley is Joses best mate in the media has been since his first tenure here. If Mourinho wants something in the press it goes through Beasley. Seems a 'ill scratch your back if you scratch mine' type agreement, Beasley gets exclusive info in return

https://mobile.twitter.com/1RobBeasley/status/616185317519945730 Pretty much confirms it that we won't be signing him if Beasley says it

Courtios New (HG) Blackman (HG) Defenders: Ivanovic Cahill (HG) Stones (HG) Terry (HG) 'Dave' Zouma Luis Ake (HG) Deep Center Midfield: Witsel/Song (HG) RLC Matic Ramires Attacking center/Wide Midfield: Cuadrado Traore Oscar Cesc (HG) Hazard Willian Strikers Costa Falcao Remy

Please tell me grown adults aren't offering to fight other other grown adults over things said on a football forum. One of the most embarrassing things I've ever heard

Likely not moving this window because he's off to Barcelona and theyve got a transfer ban. I'd be very shocked if he isnt playing in a Barca shirt the season after next. I don't think he'll move in January because of the world cup but its a possibility

Remy will stay, Falcao will replace Drogba.

Jose is talking an awful lot about Falcao, not something he usually does, which makes me suspicious of the transfer. Jose and Falcao share the same agent. Is Jose not just doing his mate a favour by talking up his client in the hope someone else will try and sign him. Thats basically what im hanging on to at the moment

Cesc will miss the 1st game of next season as well

Chris Brunt could've died

What would the red come under in the laws? Violent conduct? Hardly violent. What else can you get a red for?

Good enough

They have to go for it now. If they dont beat us they dont win the league (not that it will happen anyway). Fabregas winner 90th minute, calling it!

http://gfycat.com/GeneralAptAfricanmolesnake Adams Goal Thibaut out of his area, terrible mistake

Settle down ffs!

They treat him like a god, it's embarrassing.

Henry "Not a booking cos hes already been booked.If Dier hadn't been booked then maybe it should be a booking." Thats not how it works you lemon.

MOTD analysis = our GK kept us in it by making two saves + Ivan is a naughty boy. Did we win tonight or did I imagine that?

My photoshop skills arent that good

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/branislav-ivanovic-did-the-chelsea-defender-try-to-bite-evertons-james-mccarthy-10040115.html Fooking hell

Whatever colour you like

Back off pal! Your like the lads who swoop in at the end of the night and take the girl home, who I've been buying drinks for all night