Adam

The greatest team in the world UK are back. A Moldovan banana skin awaits!

wrong thread

I watched the first episode but just couldn't get into it. Ended up reading what happens on Wikipedia.

Bullsh*t. Where are my Russian bride adverts then?!

Slight issue...

Even in the football threads you're talking about DC grappling! You sure love MMA

@Amputechture Time for you to dig out that old avatar

His follow up about spurs new player was even better. Michy is brilliant

And the award for 'Weirdest reaction to the David Luiz deal', goes to.....

His face is now on the front of the official website...

WELCOME BACK, GEEZER. I'm so happy.

You are absolutely hysterical.

Hmm fair point. I'm just trying not to get my hopes up. Can't see PSG selling him, especially at 30m.

Ah found it. Never mind!

He's seemed to be quite good on Chelsea in the last year or so.

It's not happening guys

Sorry if it's already been mentioned, but is it still possible to get emails when someone quotes you? Great job @Mod Stark it looks great.

YES YES YES. I really hope this happens. Make it happen, Marina!

Cuadrado showed at Juve he's still a very good player and they still want him. Just didn't work for us, how can the club know that it wouldn't work out when they were signing him? Can't we at least give new potential signings a chance before writing them off because recent signings haven't worked.

Maybe, just maybe, people at the club know more about the player than you do?

Sounds like Hendos about to be named your new captain

Kante. Lots of good performances though and it was especially nice to see Matic play well.

He's partly responsible for when we lost Mourinho's unbeaten home record, when Schwarzer spilled his shot for Sunderland's equaliser at 1:15 >