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Claudio Pizarro starting for Werder

The moment Lukaku found out that Mythinez is going to be his boss again https://twitter.com/ToffeeTVEFC/status/760937989287575554

Amen to that.

They're probably thinking that if he can have a half decent season in Schalke, they'll get more money for him next year.

I think a lot of people (including me) are against this transfer because he's a bellend. You can't argue about his ability and potential.

Didn't take Conte very long to decide that Baba isn't up to it. Pretty embarrassing that Dortmund have signed Raph Guerreiro for less than half of what we paid for Baba.

It's great to see Chalobah shining. Sort of became the forgotten man after a couple of rubbish loan moves so it's nice to get a reminder of how talented he is.

http://www.freep.com/story/sports/2016/07/30/michigan-stadium-soccer-weather/87776388/

According to Bild a £20million deal is close to happening with Gladbach. This will end up worse than letting De Bruyne go. Shambles.

Haha, yeah. I'm not sure if it was intentional. Much cooler if it wasn't planned, anyway.

Does anyone watch Justified? A while ago I gave up on it half way through season 1. Given it another go and have just started season 4. Really like it and can see why it's so highly rated.

Yeah, the reporter really should have stuck the boot in.

The video is glorious. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-36912572

At least if we have a back four of Ivanovic - Papy- Hector - Baba, we'll get to see one hell of a lot of goals.

Wish it was Pards tbqfhwy.

The whole "starting from scratch" line doesn't quite work when they've effectively been given expensive Berghaus outdoor clothes, food, animals, cooking gear, bedding and their own branch of B&Q. I still kind of liked it though. Will probably get much better when they start running out of food and it starts snowing.

Yeah looks like Barca have just Willianed him With Umititi and Digne, that's 3 young talented players that Barca have got so far. Great window for them. The bar stewards.

Barca have signed Andre Gomes for £40 million. Can't wait to see him progress in that team over the next few years. Special player.

Marco Reus has won the vote to be on the front of Fifa 17....

MIKEL HAS SCORED A GOAL. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. Chelsea FC ?@ChelseaFC 1h1 hour ago The Blues are currently in action against a local side in Austria... #CFCTour Chelsea FC ?@ChelseaFC 12m12 minutes ago .@ChelseaFC are 3-0 up at half-time. Two from Remy and one from Mikel... #CFCTour

Liverpool have accepted a £13million bid off Stoke for the Welsh Xavi. Madness.