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Grant Wahl â€@GrantWahl25m Luis Suárez has told top Uruguayan journalist @MartinCharquero he will not be leaving Liverpool. Looks like he's about to become a Liverpool legend all over again.Must have been their great support that changed things...

Feels like a good time to post this, for the ones who haven't played it. http://www.theguardian.com/football/quiz/2013/apr/02/brendan-rodgers-david-brent-quotes-quiz It's bloody hard.

Downing has 34 caps for England. What. The. f**k.

In all seriousness, this year, is Liverpool's year! Unless it isn't, in which case, it is definitely next year!

I know at 32 it's almost the end of his career, but It think it's funny how a lot of people (including me), see the level of a player immediately drop the second he hits his 30th birthday. The more I think and read about this, the more I want it to happen.

I think Ba is the only 1 we would have a chance of getting rid of, although I don't think we would make a profit on him, he was dreadful last season. I suppose we did get him quite cheap.

Same here. I'm going have to try cfctickets or if worst comes to worst viagogo.

He might not be the player he used to be, but I'd still pick him ahead of Ba and Torres. Give Lukaku some proper competition.

Fair play to him, that's brilliant. Given the standard of right backs in the premier league, I don't see why he couldn't have got a loan in it.

Going to watch the rest in bed, good night everyone!

I f**king hope so!

In all seriousness, that was a classic Torres performance for Chelsea. Invisible. Would like to see Ramires and van Ginkel in for the second half, personally hope they will be our 1st choice midfield this season.

Should sell both of the c**ts and get Xavi and Messi instead.

FFS Mikel you w**ker! Why the f**k are you shooting from there?!?!

Cor blimey Bruce.

BRING BACK TURNBULL!!!!!!!!

José out!

It's weird being 5 minutes into a match without half a dozen people calling for a player to be sold because he misplaced a pass. So far so good.

Pretty sure that pre-season is the only time when it is safe to be in a 'match thread'. A significant lack of dickheads at the moment....

Cheers mate.

Are you a troll or a moron?

Don't go too hard on him, guys. 'FightMeThen' as a username suggests underlying issues. Don't kick a man when he's down, even if he does mix up 'your' and 'you're'.

Did you use this one?> : 156559-44087 OP re-posted it on page 2, original wasn't working.

Yeah... I'm not joining a league called Love Everton....

I would love it to be Oscar and Van Ginkel but I don't think it's very likely. Ramires and Van Ginkel would probably be our best option. I've stood up for Mikel in the past, but now I genuinely can't think of a reason to have him in the team instead of Van Ginkel.