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I'm sure the English lads do the same.

As overrated as Rooney is and as much of a c**t as he is, if we don't get Cavani, we won't have many other options. I'd only take him if Torres left. One or the other. One miserable prima donna is more than enough.

This has probably already been mentioned, but is not just a slightly better McEachran?

Martinez, Schweinsteiger and Kroos are miles and miles ahead in my opinion.

QPR are just taking the piss now aren't they? Surely this is a joke? http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/23147086

Great idea Mod! Here's some porn for the lads

Haha I know, but I thought I've given Enigma enough stick in the past about how many new threads he makes, so I let him off this time.

There's a thread called "Does training begin on Monday or am I misinformed?" yet there are questions being asked of why Dorset has to start a new thread when he writes an article? Sheds gone mad.

Looks like everyone's least favorite comb-over enthusiast, Don Mattrick, is jumping ship. http://www.polygon.com/2013/7/1/4483248/report-xbox-boss-don-mattrick-leaves-to-take-top-zynga-spot

I blame the parents. Oh wait, so does he.

Why do people believe this nonsense?!?! The whole "Ooh, he'll struggle in the prem because he's a bit small" gets right on my nerves. You're either good enough to play in the premier league or you're not. Height and weight is irrelevant. As Oscar proved last season, if their willing to get stuck in, they'll do just fine.

I don't get why he's been loaned. Surely it would make more sense to just sell him. It hasn't worked out so I don't see how this helps either party.

Looks like it's up to Kalas to be our next CB through the academy then...

Damned if he does... etc etc

Considering that Torres has made our yardstick for a 'flop' so huge, I wouldn't consider Crespo to be one. One of my all time favourite players, mainly from when he was at Lazio, so I was a bit disappointed that he never reached those heights for us. Scored beauties against Wigan and Arsenal if I remember rightly. Classy player in his day.

Agree with Westway, players should always dress smart for their signing. It is after all, a huge day for him. Schurrle looks DAPPER.

Arguing about who should get to score the goals seems very disrespectful to Tahiti. f**k off Villa you selfish has-been.

I seem to remember them doing something very similar on match of the day a while ago. Can't remember what it was about though, maybe something with Redknapp?

The way Brighton have handled this is disgusting, but the BBC aren't exactly covering themselves in glory at the moment. Really horrible to watch.

Makes sacking Ancelotti in a corridor at Goodison seem overly kind.

Just me, or was he excellent against Spain?

Do you really have nothing better to do than troll a forum with your smart arse comments and goading? That was rhetorical. We know you don't.

Torres is starting so all the people betting 10-0 are probably going to lose their money Then again, Torres thrives against completely useless opponents.

I can't believe people still play COD. When you've played battlefield there's no going back.