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Spoilt for choice - thanks

Ah memories...

Moi & Lauren: such confirmational holism! haha

Premature ejaculation Moi?!? There's no such thing.

That Best quote: "I spent it all on drink and girls and wasted the rest"

John Lambie on being informed that McGlashan was concussed and didn't know who he was: "Tell him he's Pele"

Discrete charm of the bourgeoisie & Goodfellas (Pesci: "I think I've found a wing...") have some memorable food scenes

Some memorable food scenes/discussions in Withnail. eg. the root crops & vegetables Monty speech "nothing quite like a firm young carrot. Flowers are essentially prostitutes for the bees."; the potatoes peeling & Monty with that classic line "I'm preparing myself to forgive you"

Restaurant/Diner scene in Five Easy Pieces comes to memory. .... Jack: "Then I want you to hold the chicken." Waitress: "You want me to hold the chicken?" Jack: "I want you to hold it between your knees."

Ballack for me.

All a bit casual

Petanque: play it twice a week down here in Mollymook/Milton. Great game for old drug addict/......../.........../surfers like us. Not nervous at all about tonight (commences 10.00 pm down here). Didn't have a lot of feedback to the one word text I sent to filth friends the other day: Crestforlan? Don't believe that they won't be fighting for every scrap tonite. c**ts the lot of them. C'mon chels.

Perfect

offside

Thespians 4 - 0 goals

"...messi with explam why he is best in world after kalou." Priceless.

It's becoming patently obvious to me that Aguero only made the recent statement because the original thread that he or his cohorts started on this site went cold (after some 40/50 pages) sometime ago and the site needed the refresher thread. Who said modern footballers weren't savy.

Thanks ethical - your perfectly correct & mine t'was a conceit too far.

The perfect end: the filth go through to the final (only to lose the final to the hamburglers) after extra time & penalties (albeit suffering a few injuries) then on saturday citeh lose to villa and spuds lose to wanderers. On Sunday we flog the filth & manure then lose to the black cats ensuring that we win the title but do not have silverware sullied by having to accept same at Anfield. Then mid-week next week citeh and spuds draw. On the last day villa beat rovers, spuds lose to burnley, citeh lose to spam, the filth lose to hull: the upshot, villa come fourth and citeh is not so greedy in transfer market to come which helps keep down prices. It follows that unless we lose to wigan on the last day and manure put say 7 past stoke, glory awaits. I don't think the above is a lot to ask at all.

Surely the black cats at home; doubt after such an abject performance against Chels that the potters will trouble Manure at OT.

He'll probably just lash out on some more boats and some more art - remember next year is supposedly all about playing the young blokes we already have.

Gianfranco breathing a bit easier after the leveller

He's just turned 28 so he's clearly now in the picture as far as we're concerned.

Spam down 1-0 already from first corner of the game!

Simply must win every game now. Tough ask - it's not just the away game against the filth; both Stoke and Wigan will be difficult games. And that was always going to be the case. And that's why BJD some of us (indeed I'd say most of us apart from you it would seem) wanted Spuds to take points off Manure. And there's no shame in that & it's not a test of our faith in Chels to have wanted that so you may want to leave it out mate