Izanagi

Whoever got us £50m for David Luiz should be knighted.

God f**king help whoever gets Bayern next. Porto players diving trying to get sent off, they've had enough. Bayern sure as hell haven't. Looking at 10-0 here.

Oh my god.

Christ. Goals everywhere.

Oh dear, this is going to be humiliating for PSG.

In a way I'm glad we didn't have to face Barca or Bayern this year.

Oh wow, Porto getting twatted.

Cesc is going to get the most hostile reception any player is yet to have faced so far this season. If he gets the winner... Oh my god, ArsenalFanTV will be f**king glorious.

Really want him to get a good shot in the first team. Probably won't happen and we will rightly get slated for it in the press.

Just been named Championship Player of the Year. Incredible talent here. Give him a f**king chance. Let him have Drogba's place.

When you see that Aston Villa beat Liverpool and ruined Stevie Me's big day. https://vine.co/v/O7mD3AHrJ0r

Just think. This entire collapse Liverpool are going through started when we went to Anfield and pissed on their parade. Everything stems from that day. There's just something glorious about mad Scousers that makes the heart sing.

Really want us to win this one, we can take our foot off the gas a little bit at Leicester then. At risk of sounding controversial I hope we can give Leicester a point to aid their survival hopes. Plus, that means that when we beat Palace at home the following game Liverpool have to give us a guard of honor.

West Ham aren't even trying. Watch them pull their performance of the season out of their ass in a few weeks time.

Costa to score first against the run of play. Fabregas to gut-punch Arsenal early in the second half. Drogba to come on for Costa and net against Arsenal at the death and give Wenger the finger while jumping into the away end.

While this seems like a tough game consider this. Arsenal's past few games. Burnley, Liverpool, Newcastle, West Ham, QPR, Everton. Flat-track bullies right until the end. Now they're up against the master, again. We're going to f**king twat them. Jose has the Specialist in Failure's number on speed-dial. 0-3

Jose seems to trust him to do a proper job. Bodes well for his future with us. Nailed-on replacement for Terry when he has to hang his boots up.

Where did you hear that?

This takes the pressure well off the Arsenal game. Can literally go there and piss them the f**k off. Much rather we got our two wins against Leicester and Palace as that will make Liverpool have to give us a guard of honor.

Arsenal (away) next then Leicster (away). Rather we drew one of those so Liverpool have to give us a guard of honor.

Two wins away from the league title now?

Juan Mata stayed by the tunnel to embrace every single Chelsea player before they left the pitch. Class. Absolute class. Wish him all the best as his career continues. Glad to see our fans welcomed him back the Bridge in true fashion.

Remy not on the bench.

Courtois, Ivanovic, Cahill, Terry ©, Azpilicueta, Zouma, Matic, Oscar, Fabregas, Hazard, Drogba. Zouma in the midfield. Thought that Jose would do that.

Just saw that the twat got sent off. Two months too late.