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Eggy McMuffin

Eggy McMuffin

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I'm bored, so I thought I'd start a little game for some mild amusement.

The aim of the game is to pick to pick the least appropriate song to go with an event or activity. First person picks an event, next one picks a bad song for it and picks another activity or event or whatever and it continues 'till we all die of boredom.

I would do an example, but all I can really think of at the moment is how the song 'f**k forever' by Babyshambles would set inappropriate levels of expectation and I'm sure I stole that from a comedian :yeahthat: .... I'm sure some of you can come up with better... or at least, I hope :P

I'll get the ball rolling with... A major car crash.

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Maksimov

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I'll get the ball rolling with... A major car crash.

Ok...I think I could do better, but I'll go with:

Gary Numan - Cars

Here in my car

I feel safest of all

I can lock all my doors

It's the only way to live

In cars

Here in my car

I can only receive

I can listen to you

It keeps me stable for days

In cars

Here in my car

Where the image breaks down

Will you visit me please?

If I open my door

In cars

Here in my car

I know I've started to think

About leaving tonight

Although nothing seems right

In cars

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So...the next one will be a meeting for Alcoholics Anonymous.

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Ok...I think I could do better, but I'll go with:

Gary Numan - Cars

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So...the next one will be a meeting for Alcoholics Anonymous.

Wide eye'd and legless (Andy Fairweather Lowe)

Visit to the Dentist?

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sweet waffle

sweet waffle

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It seems no one wants to do a bikini line wax.... if you'll pardon the expression :unsure:

For a Police station, I'll ignore the obvious NWA hit and go with Pigs (Three different ones) by Pink Floyd.

So.... A bikini line wax then? :D

Caught By The Fuzz by Supergrass.

Asking someone to marry you

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It seems no one wants to do a bikini line wax.... if you'll pardon the expression :D

So.... A bikini line wax then? ;)

Killing me softly (Roberta Flack) Oh wait, that was mine! Oh what the hell! :unsure:

A Shed End Piss-up

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Maksimov

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a plane journey

We've done this once already, but here goes:

Kaikki me kuolemme pian by Jarkko Martikainen

The song title is in Finnish and translated into English it's "We will all die soon"

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Now how about Sweet Waffle's scenario: Asking someone to marry you

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BLUENUT

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We've done this once already, but here goes:

Kaikki me kuolemme pian by Jarkko Martikainen

The song title is in Finnish and translated into English it's "We will all die soon"

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Now how about Sweet Waffle's scenario: Asking someone to marry you

Candi Staton - Young Hearts run free

What's the sense in sharing this one and only life

Ending up, just another lost and lonely wife

You count up the years, and they will be filled with tears, oooh

Love only breaks up, to start over again

You'll get the babies, but you won't have your man

While he is busy loving every woman that he can, huh huh

The funny thing is I was actually at a wedding a few years ago and this was the couples wedding song, they obviously liked the tune more than they'd listened to the lyrics!!!

Walking though customs/security-checkpoint?

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Eggy McMuffin

Eggy McMuffin

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I'm rather baffled by this so I'll just leave it to the clever ones :angry:

What I don't get though is how the thread title connects to the game in any way, shape or form...?

I came up with the title with a different game in mind, and then thought I'd change it. Blush.gif

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