Posted June 22, 200915 yr I'm bored, so I thought I'd start a little game for some mild amusement. The aim of the game is to pick to pick the least appropriate song to go with an event or activity. First person picks an event, next one picks a bad song for it and picks another activity or event or whatever and it continues 'till we all die of boredom. I would do an example, but all I can really think of at the moment is how the song 'f**k forever' by Babyshambles would set inappropriate levels of expectation and I'm sure I stole that from a comedian .... I'm sure some of you can come up with better... or at least, I hope :P I'll get the ball rolling with... A major car crash.
June 22, 200915 yr I'll get the ball rolling with... A major car crash. Ok...I think I could do better, but I'll go with: Gary Numan - Cars Here in my carI feel safest of all I can lock all my doors It's the only way to live In cars Here in my car I can only receive I can listen to you It keeps me stable for days In cars Here in my car Where the image breaks down Will you visit me please? If I open my door In cars Here in my car I know I've started to think About leaving tonight Although nothing seems right In cars --- So...the next one will be a meeting for Alcoholics Anonymous.
June 22, 200915 yr Ok...I think I could do better, but I'll go with:Gary Numan - Cars --- So...the next one will be a meeting for Alcoholics Anonymous. Wide eye'd and legless (Andy Fairweather Lowe) Visit to the Dentist?
June 22, 200915 yr Visit to the Dentist? Dentist from the Little Shop of Horrors --- Now how about...on an airplane.
June 22, 200915 yr Author Now how about...on an airplane. Has to be 'Crash And Burn' by Savage Garden :unsure: Because Moi's was missed out, we'll go again with it. A Bikini-line Waxing.
June 22, 200915 yr ---Now how about...on an airplane. Crash and Burn (Savage Garden) what about....In a Police Station?
June 22, 200915 yr Author It seems no one wants to do a bikini line wax.... if you'll pardon the expression :unsure: For a Police station, I'll ignore the obvious NWA hit and go with Pigs (Three different ones) by Pink Floyd. So.... A bikini line wax then? :D
June 22, 200915 yr It seems no one wants to do a bikini line wax.... if you'll pardon the expression :unsure: For a Police station, I'll ignore the obvious NWA hit and go with Pigs (Three different ones) by Pink Floyd. So.... A bikini line wax then? :D Caught By The Fuzz by Supergrass. Asking someone to marry you
June 22, 200915 yr It seems no one wants to do a bikini line wax.... if you'll pardon the expression :D So.... A bikini line wax then? ;) Killing me softly (Roberta Flack) Oh wait, that was mine! Oh what the hell! :unsure: A Shed End Piss-up
June 22, 200915 yr Killing me softly (Roberta Flack) Oh wait, that was mine! Oh what the hell! :unsure: A Shed End Piss-up we are young - supergrass :D a plane journey
June 22, 200915 yr a plane journey We've done this once already, but here goes: Kaikki me kuolemme pian by Jarkko Martikainen The song title is in Finnish and translated into English it's "We will all die soon" --- Now how about Sweet Waffle's scenario: Asking someone to marry you
June 22, 200915 yr We've done this once already, but here goes:Kaikki me kuolemme pian by Jarkko Martikainen The song title is in Finnish and translated into English it's "We will all die soon" --- Now how about Sweet Waffle's scenario: Asking someone to marry you Candi Staton - Young Hearts run free What's the sense in sharing this one and only life Ending up, just another lost and lonely wife You count up the years, and they will be filled with tears, oooh Love only breaks up, to start over again You'll get the babies, but you won't have your man While he is busy loving every woman that he can, huh huh The funny thing is I was actually at a wedding a few years ago and this was the couples wedding song, they obviously liked the tune more than they'd listened to the lyrics!!! Walking though customs/security-checkpoint?
June 22, 200915 yr Pitbulls and Chainsaws - the Bellamy Brothers When a policeman pulls you up for speeding
June 22, 200915 yr I'm rather baffled by this so I'll just leave it to the clever ones What I don't get though is how the thread title connects to the game in any way, shape or form...?
June 22, 200915 yr Pitbulls and Chainsaws - the Bellamy BrothersWhen a policeman pulls you up for speeding Little ole wine drinking me..Dean Martin In a Greengrocers Shop
June 22, 200915 yr Author I'm rather baffled by this so I'll just leave it to the clever ones :angry:What I don't get though is how the thread title connects to the game in any way, shape or form...? I came up with the title with a different game in mind, and then thought I'd change it.
June 23, 200915 yr Yes, we have no bananasAt a Bar Mitzvah U Can't Touch This - MC Hammer At the nude beach... Edited June 23, 200915 yr by The Moos
June 23, 200915 yr At the nude beach... Got to be "Peaches" by the Stranglers "walking on the beaches looking at the peaches" How about... a visit to White hart Lane :o
June 23, 200915 yr Got to be "Peaches" by the Stranglers"walking on the beaches looking at the peaches" How about... a visit to White hart Lane :D Funeral for a friend In the karzy
June 23, 200915 yr Take my Breath away..Berlin------------ On a first Date? Bring your daughter to the slaughter - Iron Maiden At a christening
June 23, 200915 yr On a plane I think we've done this one twice already, but why not do it a third time: Plane Crash by Toadies --- Now how about... a lullaby.