Who'd be a Grimsby fan

[BLUENUT]

Found their post of the week rather amusing:

http://thefishy.co.uk/cgi-bin/forum/Blah.p...57631840/s-new/

[BlueBeard]

That is absolutely brilliant, one of the best letters I've ever read! ;)

[moi]

That is a superb letter. Can we entice him to join us?

[BLUENUT]

That is a superb letter. Can we entice him to join us?

But we have Octville?

[moi]

But we have Octville?

Maybe we could do a swop?

[BLUENUT]

Maybe we could do a swop?

It has my blessing

[yorkleyblue]

I wondered where Lofty had gone

[andy]

One of the best reads for a long time, brilliant :D

[geezer]

Excellent

[mad_mac]

contributed more to his employer in a kleenex filled day that their players have all season! That's brilliant, I think this bloke writes for the Viz

[Virosh]

Laughed out loud over the entire thing. Football indeed brings out the best and worst of us, doesn't it ?

[north stand]

Excellent read :)

[BLUENUT]

Excellent read :D

One from a QPR fan:

I take more pleasure in seeing Chelsea lose than I do in seeing QPR win at the moment.

I sat through so many matches when we were absolute dogsh*t under the likes of Ray Harford and with people like Paul Bruce, Matthew Brazier and Mark Perry in the squad and I never felt like this.

The club isn't ours anymore but moreso than that - football is just properly gash these days.

I mean really gash.

football generally.

I hate nearly everything about it these days....

I hate the Prem and the myth that it is exciting this year. Man City breaking into the top four isn't exciting. They spent loads of money. It's no more exciting that Nameless c**t getting to number 1 in the charts after winning the X-Factor.

I hate the myth of Arsene's kids. Buying some French kid when he's 17, playing him in the League Cup and then selling him when he's 20 after about 3 appearances in the league is NOTHING SPECIAL.

I hate hearing about Liverpool/Man Utd's debt but nothing ever happening about it. A club needs to go to the wall for the money thing to change but it doesn't happen. Why the f**k are Charlton, Leeds and Southampton still in business?

I hate Frank Lampard's stupid f**king face. I hate that Joe Cole's tongue is never in his mouth, the downsy spacker. I hate John Terry being England captain when he's CLEARLY AN OAF.

I hate young exciting wingers who have nothing but pace. Tony Scully had nothing but pace.

I hate Harry f**king Redknapp. And Jamie Redknapp. And Louise Redknapp.. And the Wii.

I hate Gary Lineker and Alan Shearer.

I hate Garth Crooks.

I hate Garth Brooks a lot for that matter.

I hate Sky Sports.

I hate that when a lower league player beats 10 players and chips the keeper it doesn't matter but if Rooney scores from more than 20 yards it's amazing.

I hate that female sports journos are now mandatory.

I hate Mark Lawrenson for not coming out. 'I do like a big man at the back'. I bet you do.

I hate any advert that portrays football to be about anything other than pain and disappointment.

I hate Lee Hughes and the fact that he makes a living from the game. I hate Marlon King and any team that signs him when he gets out. I hate that it'll probably be us.

I hate Phil Brown.

I hate 'well the ball is a lot lighter now and will cause goalkeepers real problems this summer' before EVERY f**kING TOURNAMENT!

I hate that Kieron Dyer earned more in the time I took to write this post than I'll earn this month.

I hate Adrian Durham, Ian Wright and Alan Brazil.

I hate Gazza. Either die or shut up. Stop f**king lingering.

I hate hearing about Hillsborough more than I hear about Heysel or Bradford.

I hate Leeds.

I hate Roy Keane.

I hate grown men wearing football shirts of their team whilst shopping on a saturday when their team is playing at home.

I hate that I don't hate Roy Hodgson.

I hate Jermaine Beckford and any player who has neck tattoos.

I hate songs being inappropriately taken as club anthems and then sung in a manly way. 'I'm forever blowing bubbles....'. Gaylords.

I hate Danny Dyer and anyone he's ever interviewed.

I hate the book 'Cass' by Cass Pennant. It is honestly the stupidest thing I've ever read. Chapter 1: Millwall. 'Yeah we took 50 to Millwall. They had 1000 in their mob but we ran 'em up and down the street'. Chapter 2: Liverpool. 'Yeah we took 50 to Liverpool. They had 2000 in their mob but we ran 'em up and down the street'. f**k me... Jade Goody's autobiography is probably better. Even her non-ghost written one.

I hate that all good youngsters end their careers at Spurs before they start.

[Scott]

Very funy yet this bit:

I hate Frank Lampard's stupid f**king face. I hate that Joe Cole's tongue is never in his mouth, the downsy spacker. I hate John Terry being England captain when he's CLEARLY AN OAF

Ruins the lot for me.

What a git.

[BLUENUT]

Very funy yet this bit:

Ruins the lot for me.

What a git.

I know, but what do you expect from a QPR fan. He enjoys watching us lose, more than watchin them win. Which isn't often, either way :D .

[geezer]

Take the comment about Frank, JT and Joe out and I'd swear it was a Chelsea fan who wrote that. Goes to show how universally hated those subjects are.

[bonetti]

Maybe we could do a swop?

Or a swap

[geezer]

Don't go hiding behind me when moi comes looking for you Mr b

[Romford Pele]

I hate grown men wearing football shirts of their team whilst shopping on a saturday when their team is playing at home.

This.

[BLUENUT]

This.

I've just gone back and read some of the comments posted on the original Grimsby fthread, over 20 pages of replies! Sounds like it's been posted on most football forums by now, by alot of supporters in both England and Scotland, oh and the original post has been hijacked edit and reposted on a Liverpool forum, still I suppose it's a bit more articulate than the usual 'RAFA OUT!'

Edited January 20, 2010 by BLUENUT