1. Greatest leader this season -

2. Most progressive player this season -

3. Most regressive player this season -

4. Best moment of the season -

5. Worst moment of the season -

6. Most powerful weapon of the team during the season -

7. Weakest place of the team during the season -

8. Turning moment of the season -

What happens if we fail the exam?

I will personally come to Workington and chastise you. (hunts for smacked bottom emoticon in vain)

1. Greatest leader this season - Urm... JT?

2. Most progressive player this season - Malouda

3. Most regressive player this season - Anelka

4. Best moment of the season - at the moment, 3-0 at Arsenal

5. Worst moment of the season - at the moment, 4-2 loss to Citeh

6. Most powerful weapon of the team during the season - Drogba

7. Weakest place of the team during the season - set piece defending...!

8. Turning moment of the season - Perhaps the Pompey 0-5 Chelsea game...

Hoping number 4 changes significantly after 7 games..!

Nothing. I decided to ask few questions :angry:

I will personally come to Workington and chastise you. (hunts for smacked bottom emoticon in vain)

In my dreams...

So.... tell us a little bit about yourself...

Nothing. I decided to ask few questions :angry:

1. Greatest leader this season -

2. Most progressive player this season -

3. Most regressive player this season -

4. Best moment of the season -

5. Worst moment of the season -

6. Most powerful weapon of the team during the season -

7. Weakest place of the team during the season -

8. Turning moment of the season -

1. JT

2. Ivan

3. Joey ?

4. Could be the 2-1 at OT, but depends on how we finish the season

5. Inter home defeat and Citeh home defeat

6. Drogba

7. Must be the midfield, dont know what position. Lampard,Deco and Ballack have been poor for big parts of the season. Anyways Lampard has been playing well recently

8. Might be the 2-1 at OT as it totally changed our chances of winning the league

Has the season finished already ??

Did we win anything ?

1. Greatest leader this season - JT

2. Most progressive player this season - Malouda

3. Most regressive player this season - Joe

4. Best moment of the season - Victories against TOP4

5. Worst moment of the season - The dropping out from Inter

6. Most powerful weapon of the team during the season - Drogba

7. Weakest place of the team during the season - Set pieces

8. Turning moment of the season - 2:1 at Old Trafford :angry:

Tea Bar Boy What do you think so far ?

We cant really answer some of those questions though joe, especially questions 5 & 8.

Why !?

because the turning point could yet happen, and god forbid the worst moment could also happen/

ОК. Respond to other

What happens if we fail the exam?

more to the point what do we win if we get them all correct :D

Joe i think you have been a few weeks early with your questions mate

ОК. Respond to other

I would rather wait until the end of the season if thats ok.

I would rather wait until the end of the season if thats ok.

OK :D

1. Greatest leader this season - ancelotti. given a lot of the press stuff our players have had to deal with, losing the top spot after being there for so long and a few really disappointing results, he's been admirably calm and unruffled.

2. Most progressive player this season - unquestionably ivanovic. malouda was great for hiddink and has found that form once more, but ivanovic looks the best rightback in the country, just as bosingwa did before his injury.

3. Most regressive player this season - 2009 was the worst year of mikel's career, but of the season I can't look past joe cole. he could be back on the up already, but we'll only know for sure in a few games time.

4. Best moment of the season - at times we've played excellent stuff, but the response at old trafford is the best so far. there could be bigger ones to come, hopefully.

5. Worst moment of the season -deserved exit in the champions league. the players looked inferior, the manager looked inferior. we'll meet inter again though...

6. Most powerful weapon of the team during the season -abramovich's purchase of the british navy's trident submarine takes second place to didier drogba.

7. Weakest place of the team during the season -we still miss that top creative player. also upton park is a terrible, terrible place by anyone's standards.

8. Turning moment of the season - you can only look at this in retrospect really, and the season hasn't finished yet. the jt / bridge press affair, the loss to inter and the win at the theatre of pantomime are the big ones so far.

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1. Greatest leader this season - Something is telling me to say Didier...

2. Most progressive player this season - Florent Malouda-louda-louda, Florent Malouda. Closely followed by Ivanovic.

3. Most regressive player this season - Ballack.

4. Best moment of the season - Can't choose between the 3-0 at Arsenal

5. Worst moment of the season - Probably crashing out of the CL.

6. Most powerful weapon of the team during the season - Drogba. Easily.

7. Weakest place of the team during the season - Defensive Midfielder, but Mikel has really come into his own the past months.

8. Turning moment of the season - Come back to me after the last game of the season.

1. Greatest leader this season - Ray Wilkins

2. Most progressive player this season - Keith Emerson

3. Most regressive player this season - Kalou. Sorry, force of habit. Frank Lampard.

4. Best moment of the season - Beating Tottenham, as always

5. Worst moment of the season - Being diddled out a Champions League place by a bunch of cheating f**kwads. Again.

6. Most powerful weapon of the team during the season - If Thiago Motta's pathetic reaction is anything to go by, the painful end of Drogba's boot. Or if Gareth Barry/Carlos Tevez's reactions are anything to go by, thin air.

7. Weakest place of the team during the season - The San Siro

8. Turning moment of the season - JT's failure to keep his pants on.

4. Definitely not beating Totteham. It would be either our thrashing of Aston Villa or our comprehensive victory over Arse on their turf or over Manure on their turf.

2. Who is Keith Emerson?

1. Greatest leader this season - I'm saying Lamps. JT has been a distraction for a bit of the season and buggered off to Dubai for a few days, where Frank has always been there, and geeing the boys up.

2. Most progressive player this season - Malouda - He ended the season well last year, but has built on it again this year.

3. Most regressive player this season - Hilario...I used to feel confident in the lad coming in, but not so much any more.

4. Best moment of the season - Beating Tott*nscum and the Hub Caps.

5. Worst moment of the season - Losing the 2nd leg to Inter.

6. Most powerful weapon of the team during the season - The media...I think we're used the us vs. them mentality of the Mourinho days quite well against Fleet Street's goons.

7. Weakest place of the team during the season - When the going gets tough, we get too tough on the gaffa.

8. Turning moment of the season - The realisation that one up front works better than one up front with a phantom striker somewhere near them, which is on Carlo...it looks a lot better!

1. Greatest leader this season - Carlo

2. Most progressive player this season - Branislav

3. Most regressive player this season - Percy or joe Cole

4. Best moment of the season - beating the y*ds or Liverpool

5. Worst moment of the season - Exit in CL or couple of the poor performances against lower levels where we looked like we didn't care

6. Most powerful weapon of the team during the season - Love him or hate him, it has to be Drogba

7. Weakest place of the team during the season - Creativity in the final 3rd

8. Turning moment of the season - I hope it was the win at OT

2. Who is Keith Emerson?

He's a progressive keyboard player, famous for his work with ELP. Sorry, I was trying to be funny. ¬____¬