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Tim W
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Soon to be followed by more believeable headlines such as :....................

Dirk Kuyt would wipe the floor with Maradonna

Babel is Pele's love child

I can understand Jamie Carragher when he speaks

Rafa enspired Spain to World cup win

Liverpool will win the title this season

My wife's not shagging gangsters

Joe won't get burgled living on Merseyside

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Its brilliant isnt it, hes got the dippers disease real bad. This bit made me nearly wet myself laughing

Speaking to Match of the Day magazine, Gerrard said: "Messi can do some amazing things, but anything he can do Joe can do as well, if not better.

"He used to shock us in training by doing footy tricks with a golf ball that most players can't even do with a football.

"I really fancy Joe for the [player of the year] award this season."

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Soon to be followed by more believeable headlines such as :....................

Dirk Kuyt would wipe the floor with Maradonna

Babel is Pele's love child

I can understand Jamie Carragher when he speaks

Rafa enspired Spain to World cup win

Liverpool will win the title this season

My wife's not shagging gangsters

Joe won't get burgled living on Merseyside

feel free to add to the list.

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My god, they really didnt learn much from last year, did they? Build up and expectation is already over the top and they havent even kicked a ball.

Yes Steven, Joe Cole is the equal of Leo Messi. So for the tenth year running, you still have the best forwards, midfielders, defenders, goalkeeper, stadium, badge, fans, songs, manager, and kit in the land. Which is why you will sweep all before you and usher in a new age of dipper dominance.

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"He used to shock us in training by doing footy tricks with a golf ball that most players can't even do with a football."

Oh dear, someone has to tell them football isn't played with golf balls :shok:

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