Tim W Posted August 10, 2010 Posted August 10, 2010 Soon to be followed by more believeable headlines such as :.................... Dirk Kuyt would wipe the floor with Maradonna Babel is Pele's love child I can understand Jamie Carragher when he speaks Rafa enspired Spain to World cup win Liverpool will win the title this season My wife's not shagging gangsters Joe won't get burgled living on Merseyside feel free to add to the list.
Spiller86 Posted August 10, 2010 Posted August 10, 2010 Blokes got clear mental issues, mad cow I'd say. I'm not even sure Joe's Mum would say he was better than Messi.
dkw Posted August 10, 2010 Posted August 10, 2010 Its brilliant isnt it, hes got the dippers disease real bad. This bit made me nearly wet myself laughing Speaking to Match of the Day magazine, Gerrard said: "Messi can do some amazing things, but anything he can do Joe can do as well, if not better."He used to shock us in training by doing footy tricks with a golf ball that most players can't even do with a football. "I really fancy Joe for the [player of the year] award this season."
PloKoon13 Posted August 10, 2010 Posted August 10, 2010 hahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Ruh Buh Juh Posted August 10, 2010 Posted August 10, 2010 "I really fancy Joe" He should've just stopped there.
BLUENUT Posted August 10, 2010 Posted August 10, 2010 Soon to be followed by more believeable headlines such as :.................... Dirk Kuyt would wipe the floor with Maradonna Babel is Pele's love child I can understand Jamie Carragher when he speaks Rafa enspired Spain to World cup win Liverpool will win the title this season My wife's not shagging gangsters Joe won't get burgled living on Merseyside feel free to add to the list.
Andreas Posted August 10, 2010 Posted August 10, 2010 Hahaha holy sh*t, that is just amazing. Joe Cole is now somehow better then Messi.
Spiller86 Posted August 10, 2010 Posted August 10, 2010 hahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahaha Sorry to take this OT for a second but that version of the Joker used to scare the crap out of me as a kid.
TheWestwayWonder Posted August 10, 2010 Posted August 10, 2010 My god, they really didnt learn much from last year, did they? Build up and expectation is already over the top and they havent even kicked a ball. Yes Steven, Joe Cole is the equal of Leo Messi. So for the tenth year running, you still have the best forwards, midfielders, defenders, goalkeeper, stadium, badge, fans, songs, manager, and kit in the land. Which is why you will sweep all before you and usher in a new age of dipper dominance.
Valerie Posted August 11, 2010 Posted August 11, 2010 (edited) "He used to shock us in training by doing footy tricks with a golf ball that most players can't even do with a football." Oh dear, someone has to tell them football isn't played with golf balls Edited August 11, 2010 by Valerie
cfckeane Posted August 11, 2010 Posted August 11, 2010 Wow, seems we've really missed a trick here. Joe "Messi" Cole left on a free? Oh wait, it's Gerrard, he must have been surprised that there's finally a bit of talent in the L'Pool squad
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