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Have we got a song for Mata yet?

Chelsea3
in General Chelsea FC

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Song for Juan Mata

We need a song for Juan Mata

Song for Juan Maaaaata

We need a song for Juan Mata

to the tune of Guantanamera?

The only one I've heard at the Bridge is 'There's only one Juan Mata, One Juan Maaataaaaa, There's only one Juan Mata'

to the tune of Guantanamera?

Yes indeed.

**EDIT: It also lended itself nicely to Ramires at our local pub early last season, before we had anything better for him.

Edited by TrojanMan

That's a disturbing video. I'm glad I wasn't born until 9 years after that was cool. :biggrin:

I was born 3 years after it thankfully.

Awaits for older posters to arrive en masse :biggrin:

That's a disturbing video. I'm glad I wasn't born until 9 years after that was cool. :biggrin:

It wasn't cool to like that even when it came out! It was popular with people who went on package holidays and sang the Birdie song and the paloma blanca song ...

The only one I've heard at the Bridge is 'There's only one Juan Mata, One Juan Maaataaaaa, There's only one Juan Mata'

Likewise - a bit straight forward but quite funny given the name!

Just for our resident City fan a little Joe Dolce...

What's the MATA you, hey, gotta no champions league

What the f*ck happened to you, why you looka so sad

Kompany's not so bad, he's a nicer bloke, Ahh shaddupa you face,

Heh heh. Very good.

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Just for our resident City fan a little Joe Dolce...

What's the MATA you, hey, gotta no champions league

What the f*ck happened to you, why you looka so sad

Kompany's not so bad, he's a nicer bloke, Ahh shaddupa you face,

Ah god that reminds me of the Jose song. Good times!

Does anyone know the tune of Juanita? If not, this won't work!

Mata, Juan Mata

You were born to play for us

Mata, Juan Mata

You're a star for us!

Please feel free to improve the words! But the song is easy to sing

Here it is sung by Jim Reeves - he starts with the chorus which is all you need

http://youtu.be/d-a29OnyHrc

Come on all you Jim Reeves fans out there - let's be havin' you!!

(Would it be impolite to tell you that he was my nan's favourite :biggrin: )

and now having listened to it, it might well send the whole ground to sleep!!!

Remember that cheesy dance song "Ecuador" by Sash?

I reckon we could just do something nice and simple like:

"MATTTADORRR!!! duh doh de du dudu duh duh doh de du dudu duh etc.

A little like the Madness song "One Step Beyond" where we all go "duh duh duuuuh duh duh etc"

No?

ok.

Sounded good in my head

Edited by Zola

To the tune of Volare by the Gypsy Kings

(Clapping)

Juan Mata! Ohh ohh!

Juan Mata! Ohh ohh uohhh oh!

He's class, Spanish and blue

Much better than Modric too! -OR- And he's coming for you!

(Repeat until you're fed up)

Meh, at least I gave it a go

Edited by DannyD

Alas, the Volare song for me is forever associated with Scolari...

I feared someone would say that :( this one can make you forget him though ;)

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