How can we change username? Is there some form or specific thread to request it in?

You PM Loz or Mod and they sort it out for you.

PM me mate. I will do it for you. login details will remain the same.

I want to change mine to G4²

Betelgeuse?

I want to change mine to G4²

You want to be Glasgows post code?

Betelgeuse?

No, Alnitak.

I thought it was you!!

I thought it was you!!

You thought what was who? These cryptic ejaculations are unlike youi, Gem! Thou speakest in riddles, o fair one!

I've seen posts from a Zeta Orionis and by the tone & the contents I thought it was Blueskies' new username.

Silly moi! I'm always looking for complications where none exist! I suspect BlueSkies realised the intials BS were open to misinterpretation! ZO....

I'm still not G4^2. Worse than trying to get a sex change on the national 'ealth

Thank you very much for my new name, I'm overjoyed.

If you don't have brackets round the G4 before putting the wee 2 on the top shelf, is that not just the same as being G16? Only asking, sweet pea...

Don't worry your sweet little head about it, luv

Don't worry your sweet little head about it, luv

I'll just get on with making your dinner, then, shall I, precious?

Dinner in the oven, dearest, and I am keeping busy with my sewing, but it has occurred to me - is G4 your square root?

There you go worrying your dear little head again, shouldn't you be polishing the doorstep?

G4 is my pupil. I'm going to teach him social skills so that one day he can confidently wade through the gutters of life without looking over his shoulder waiting for transvestitism to bite.

There you go worrying your dear little head again, shouldn't you be polishing the doorstep?

G4 is my pupil. I'm going to teach him social skills so that one day he can confidently wade through the gutters of life without looking over his shoulder waiting for transvestitism to bite.

So he's going to learn from your mistakes? How kind!

Doorstep is polished the minute you've left for work - don't you know that?

Mistakes or departure from the path of deliverance, humbleness heals the heart.

I know the step always shines brightly on my homecoming, luv

Sorry, What have I missed?

Did I tell you about the time I saw Amy Winehouse perform in Stockholm in 1953?

Sure she was just a glint in the glint in her grandfather's eye, but what a precocious talent!

Nice to see you back old fella, been really missing your input around here. I must say the level has dropped significantly since your departure, a bit like Brian M posting all the time about whey protein.

I don't think even Brian would be able to tolerate this level of self indulgence.

Don't get me wrong, he'd give it a good go. He'd definitely give it a good go.

Edited February 10, 201214 yr by TimW

My cup runneth over.

Like old times you underestimate the wisdom of the Australian pirate, probably why you've never appeared in one of his manuscripts