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Chelsea and finals =

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Apium graveolens dulce (celery), Apium graveolens dulce (celery)

if she doesn't arrive at the pinnacle of female orgasm

I'll tickle he anal orifice

with....a gratuitous amount of Apium graveolens dulce

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For anyone going, sing loud and proud and enjoy the day, I know I will.

::Scalf::::Scalf::::Scalf::::Scalf::

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I cant get to Cardiff and I;m in Holland so the game's not on TV. I have to watch the ****in final on an internet stream in Chinese. Could be worse I suppose icon_sad.gif

Get thee to a sports cafe or an Irish pub. O wait, you'll probably be in Zeeland again? Get thee to a city. A real one, like Amsterdam.

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I cant get to Cardiff and I;m in Holland so the game's not on TV. I have to watch the ****in final on an internet stream in Chinese. Could be worse I suppose icon_sad.gif

Get thee to a sports cafe or an Irish pub. O wait, you'll probably be in Zeeland again? Get thee to a city. A real one, like Amsterdam.

Nearest one is in Antwerp, great place, trying to find someone to drive me there icon_lol.gif

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at the final in Stockholm in 97 a mate of mine bought some celery at a local green grocers and brought it to the ground. When the kids with the hugeteam flags came out the Kraut one was being held horizontal at our end of the ground so my mate decided to chuck a bunch of celery towards the Stuttgart flag. It landed right in the middle and was being bounced around for the duration of the German National anthem whilst we were busy singing 2 World Wars and 1 World Cup and making RAF faces with our arms and hands.

Hilarious and got a rise from the Chels end.

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Chelsea and finals =

celerybunch.jpg

Apium graveolens dulce (celery), Apium graveolens dulce (celery)

if she doesn't arrive at the pinnacle of female orgasm

I'll tickle he anal orifice

with....a gratuitous amount of Apium graveolens dulce

icon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gif

For anyone going, sing loud and proud and enjoy the day, I know I will.

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Sorry... icon_redface.gif

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Chelsea and finals =

celerybunch.jpg

Apium graveolens dulce (celery), Apium graveolens dulce (celery)

if she doesn't arrive at the pinnacle of female orgasm

I'll tickle he anal orifice

with....a gratuitous amount of Apium graveolens dulce

icon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gif

For anyone going, sing loud and proud and enjoy the day, I know I will.

300.gif

Sorry... icon_redface.gif

Chelsea classic

Celery, Celery

If she don't come,

I'll tickle her bum

with a lump of celery

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Chelsea and finals =

celerybunch.jpg

Apium graveolens dulce (celery), Apium graveolens dulce (celery)

if she doesn't arrive at the pinnacle of female orgasm

I'll tickle he anal orifice

with....a gratuitous amount of Apium graveolens dulce

icon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gif

For anyone going, sing loud and proud and enjoy the day, I know I will.

300.gif

Sorry... icon_redface.gif

Chelsea classic

Celery, Celery

If she don't come,

I'll tickle her bum

with a lump of celery

Oh dear.

I love this team icon_lol.gif

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Just got back from Cardiff from one of the finest Celery displays i have seen for some time :-) :-).....

I got two Celery Stories

Cup final against Manure.. you know the Ellery one ( icon_lol.gif Ellery Celery , that's amused me for some reason icon_lol.gif maybe it is just the lager)

Anyway in that Cup final I was fairly close to the tunnel, still some distance I'd say a good 20 yards, as the Manure players came out I launched a nice firm double stick.. got Steve Bruce right in the ear. I had some kudos that day :-)

Then last year?s victory parade... Steve Clarke, returned the favour (maybe, just maybe Steve Bruce had told him) As the bus came past, Stevie boy got me straight in the gob (It was quite a limp piece so was not too much damage) him and Duffer found it highly amusing.

Anyone else got an interesting Celery stories?

I did once ask my Ex if she minded if put the song in to practice. Me and the Ex shared a sense of humour, we had to, she doesn't have one (boom boom) .............She said no icon_rolleyes.gif

Carefree

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I listened to the game on BBC Radio 5Live, and throughout the game the commentators just kept on and on about the amount of celery being thrown on the pitch, and what a terrible thing it was w**k2.gif

They made an even bigger deal of it than they do when bottles or coins get thrown on - I know which I'd rather be hit by icon_lol.gif

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I listened to the game on BBC Radio 5Live, and throughout the game the commentators just kept on and on about the amount of celery being thrown on the pitch, and what a terrible thing it was w**k2.gif

They made an even bigger deal of it than they do when bottles or coins get thrown on - I know which I'd rather be hit by icon_lol.gif

One of the twits on TalkSpite latched onto the idea of a "moral victory" for Arsenal (the same Arsenal who had two players sent off for violent conduct!) and mentioned it at every opportunity. actions1.gif

Lets hope the fans of l'arse dont start throwing items of food - probably be snails or frogs or something - very slimy

Well their players and manager do it, so I wouldn't be surprised if the fans followed suit.

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Arsenal did look into the possibility of allowing fans to bring their own chuckable food into matches but fell foul of the famous Felafel fandango.

It all kicked off when one North London family brought a consignment of felafels made specially for them by a distant relative from the Med.

As they started to hurl the funky foodstuff at the opposition (Man City, I think it was), another couple of fans recognised the recipe as being distinct to a small village in southern Bulgaria.

Being as they themselves were Northern Bulgarian separatists, they launched into a scathing tirade against their fellow Gooners.

Beforeyou could say 'hey, we're all in this together', the mother of all Mediterranean food fights hit the North Bank.

Children were sent screaming to their mothers as kebabs (Donner and Shish) rained down from all sides from Albanians, Turks, Greeks and Macedonians. Truly did the chilli sauce run red.

The most violent exchanges involved a lot of Cypriots and what seemed like a ton of Feta cheese. Indeed, reports seem to suggest that a number of fans came more than prepared for such a battle, with some suspected of smuggling whole 1.8kg wheels of feta under their replica shirts.

It all took an hour to calm down and the whole stand was deemed unsafe owing to every inch of it being covered with extra slippy olive oil.

Since that moment, the powers that be have decreed that the Emirates should be devoid of both national flags and national foodstuffs. Very sensible.

Long live the celery boys!

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I listened to the game on BBC Radio 5Live, and throughout the game the commentators just kept on and on about the amount of celery being thrown on the pitch, and what a terrible thing it was w**k2.gif

They made an even bigger deal of it than they do when bottles or coins get thrown on - I know which I'd rather be hit by icon_lol.gif

One of the twits on TalkSpite latched onto the idea of a "moral victory" for Arsenal (the same Arsenal who had two players sent off for violent conduct!) and mentioned it at every opportunity. actions1.gif

Lets hope the fans of l'arse dont start throwing items of food - probably be snails or frogs or something - very slimy

Well their players and manager do it, so I wouldn't be surprised if the fans followed suit.

I listened to the radio coming home and the Arsenal fans who phoned in said Chelsea fans were a disgrace for throwing lighters? and batteries?.....when later corrected and told it was only celery he said we're still a disgrace????

so-called CHELSEA fan then called in and said 'I saw 2 Chelsea fans infront of me, and they opened 2 big bags of celery and started to throw it at each other. I took their seat numbers and will be reporting them to the club so the correct action can be taken''.

If I was working for the club and received this letter, my form of 'correct action' would be to send them a signed shirt each!

This was either NOT a Chelsea fan or someone who has supported us all of 5 minutes! Either way I hope his letter is thrown in the bin!!

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so-called CHELSEA fan then called in and said 'I saw 2 Chelsea fans infront of me, and they opened 2 big bags of celery and started to throw it at each other. I took their seat numbers and will be reporting them to the club so the correct action can be taken''.

If I was working for the club and received this letter, my form of 'correct action' would be to send them a signed shirt each!

This was either NOT a Chelsea fan or someone who has supported us all of 5 minutes! Either way I hope his letter is thrown in the bin!!

I heard that too - he sounded like a typical self-righteous prick who's been 'supporting' Chelsea for all of two or three years. People like that are the ones who are slowly killing football for the rest of us - they'd like us to all sit quietly and applaud politely when a goal is scored (for either team). Wonder if his name was Philip? (not the one from the States) icon_lol.gif

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