Another oldie but goodie. Not as old as the last one though!

Presidents Ford, Reagan, Carter, Nixon and Clinton were on the Titanic on that fateful night when the ship hit an iceberg and it began to sink.

Ford screamed, "What should we do?

Reagan said, "Man the lifeboats."

Carter said, "Women first."

Nixon said, "Screw the women."

Clinton said, "Do you think we have time?"

 LAND OF THE FREE 

 HOME OF THE BRAVE 

 TEE SHIRT to

 

Looks familiar 

Bloody hell, this thread reads like listening to a greatest hits album. Presumably this makes me that unreleased "bonus track" from 2001 that nobody likes...

We doing a piss-up this year then?

Bloody hell, this thread reads like listening to a greatest hits album. Presumably this makes me that unreleased "bonus track" from 2001 that nobody likes...
We doing a piss-up this year then?

I do like a snifter of port at Christmas

Who doesn't?

On 09/08/2019 at 16:34, PloKoon13 said:

Bloody hell, this thread reads like listening to a greatest hits album. Presumably this makes me that unreleased "bonus track" from 2001 that nobody likes...

We doing a piss-up this year then?

Not sure about the piss up but every time I click on this thread I smell wee.

Not sure about the piss up but every time I click on this thread I smell wee.

And boiled cabbage. It's basically the online equivalent of your living room.